1. 
   Prison Hardman said:
   March 1st, 2010 on 10:26 am

   AEG was great, the Electrolux turned it into Whirlpool 2.

2. 
   M. Zorg said:
   March 1st, 2010 on 10:32 am

   My old business studies lecturer at college once excitedly told the class that Philips was planning to spin-out the ‘Whirlpool’ name into an entirely separate brand.

   I’ve been grudgingly carrying that fact around with me in my head for nearly 20 years.

3. 
   CyberRazorMike said:
   March 1st, 2010 on 10:40 am

   Ah, a spiral update. Normality has been restored! I was getting worried there for a while.

4. 
   floppylobster said:
   March 1st, 2010 on 10:44 am

   Stunning proof that miracles can happen at any moment in our lives, even in the most mundane places. Thank the Lord above he had his camera with him to document this event. It’s a sign for sure. There is no doubt. Either the Dreamcast 2 is imminent or his washing is almost done. Either way I want more photos.

5. 
   Bulk Slash said:
   March 1st, 2010 on 12:00 pm

   This must be a sign that Sony’s plan to put their Cell processor into all kinds of home appliances has failed. The Dreamcast processor is obviously the best choice for cleaning your wank sock. The PS3 can’t even tell the time properly at the moment without breaking.

6. 
   Anonymous said:
   March 1st, 2010 on 3:55 pm

   I love this update, and I fear it’s genius may be overshadowed by all the exploding PS3s today.

   I am also scared to turn my old PS3 on :(

7. 
   GigerPunk said:
   March 1st, 2010 on 5:42 pm

   Good. Those who have a PS3 and try to use it, end up with a pointless black box under their tv, doing nothing. Those with a PS3 who are too scared to use it, effectively end up in the same position, with a pointless black box under their tv, doing nothing.
   Win/Win, surely?

   Now the enemy is subdued and listless wondering what they’re going to do for their gaming fix, surely now is the time for Sega to release the new Dreamcast that they’ve been developing in secret, awaiting just this eventuality?

   Quick Sega, while 360’s are still red-ringing and the PS3 owners don’t know what to do after harping on for so long about reliability, there’s no competition!
   (the Wii doesn’t count while Nintendo are still sat in a pile of their own shit with their fingers in their ears shouting “lalala we don’t need hd graphics lalala”)
   Now is the time to strike!

   You could even market it with something like the following:
   “360 Red-ringed?
   PS3 broken too?
   And let’s face it, we all know
   The Wii’s a pile of poo!
   Welcome to the fantasy zone!;
   Get ready!(for Dreamcast 2)”
   (only, probably better if you didn’t, really. Use something better than that)

8. 
   M. Zorg said:
   March 1st, 2010 on 6:05 pm

   I also love this update. It shouldn’t have gone up today, though. There was an internal scheduling error.

9. 
   GigerPunk said:
   March 1st, 2010 on 6:34 pm

   “internal scheduling error“?
   What with that and talk of redundancies in other posts, this place is sounding more and more like sexyexecs every day…

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