NEW FLAGSHIP DREAMCAST STORE OPENING IN PISA
OK, so we’re going through a demotivated phase. Hopefully Sony will do something stupid tonight and we’ll be all excited again. Until then…
“Recently I came across this photo which my girlfriend took whilst travel ling through Pisa. As you can see from the photos – this is clearly the new Dreamcast flagship store, which must be opening up sometime soon.”
“Included is a close up of the store’s sign for your titillation” – Paul.
filed in DREAMCAST LOGO IN REAL LIFE, GONZO FIELD REPORTS on Mar.17, 2010
March 17th, 2010 on 12:40 pm
Presumably Sega have barricaded the entrance to protect themselves from Sony and their industrial espionage tricks.
Sega have obviously come up with features for the Dreamcast 2 that Sony will want to copy and implement poorly on their console for a much higher price.
March 17th, 2010 on 1:22 pm
I’d rather have seen a post about the Cream porn if I am honest.
This gem CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO DISAPPEAR down the links on the side of the site… :(
March 17th, 2010 on 1:28 pm
My heart genuinely skipped a beat because I forgot about the running DC2 secret spirals used for promotion joke. Now I feel depressed and stupid. Well, more depressed and stupid than usual.
I blame it on my sluggish mental response because I’ve just gotten out of bed.
March 17th, 2010 on 2:04 pm
(Opens door and walks into the Flagship Dreamcast store)
(walks towards the register counter where a girl in a Sega uniform is standing)
“I would like to purchase a Dreamcast 2 and a copy of the Blue Stinger Sequel. I can only imagine what Elliot Ballade has gotten himself into this time.”
(winks and smiles)
(Both laugh)
…………….
March 17th, 2010 on 5:33 pm
The girl smiles and licks her lips at me lasciviously.
“Wanna make out?” She asks.
I look around, and there’s no-one else in the store, so I pull her towards me in a passionate embrace, one hand cupping her breast as our tongues intertwine.
As we kiss fiercely, I slowly slide one hand down into her…
…oh? Sorry, I thought we were writing erotic fiction again… :(
March 18th, 2010 on 2:20 am
What I can clearly see from your photos Paul (and the reflections in them) is that you couldn’t be arsed getting out of your car to take them. And quite frankly, I don’t blame you.
March 22nd, 2010 on 7:52 pm
Terrier Games,
I don’t appreciate you turning my Dreamcast2 fantasy into a sexual obscenity.
How dare you good sir! We will meet tomorrow on the field of battle.
March 27th, 2010 on 1:21 pm
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