PLAYSTATION MOVE PHOTOGRAPHY – DISAPPOINTING
Hopefully this is just the stylish Japanese PlayStation Move photography, and Sony Europe is, at this very moment, renting a recently modernised converted riverside loft-style apartment and thumbing through brochures of models for the EMEA LIFESTYLE shoot.
Nice disclaimer. Big, readable text. Wouldn’t want to go issuing press shots that turn out to be COMPLETE LIES again, eh?
Of course, you can also play it while sitting down, occasionally flicking your wrist with disinterest.
That looks like fun. It’s like waving your arms about. Whenever we start to feel a bit bored, there’s nothing we like more than standing up and flailing our arms about for 20 minutes.
PLAN: Knuckle down and ignore all games for the next five years.
filed in "NEWS", ACTUAL GAMES, ENEMIES on Mar.12, 2010
March 12th, 2010 on 12:45 pm
I don’t understand why the male human’s shirt changes in the last picture. Perhaps he dropped some sort of sauce or dressing down the blue one during a break.
March 12th, 2010 on 12:53 pm
That’s what I posted yesterday! YOU FILTHY THIEF!
No biscuit for you, Mister!
March 12th, 2010 on 1:08 pm
“occasionally flicking your wrist with disinterest”
Oh, you know us all too well Cmdr. Zorg…
March 12th, 2010 on 1:18 pm
He’s also rolled his trousers up as well, what a bell-end
March 12th, 2010 on 1:26 pm
Quick Commander, register gamelifestylemodels.com as it’s available and fill it with anemic, malnourished, slick-haired gimps and girls with no breasts and massive mouths.
killalllifestylemodels.com is available as well, but you’d be going down a different route there…
March 12th, 2010 on 2:01 pm
iPhoto | Digital Definition for Photographers…
iPhoto.org is launched! Free web photo album online for my photos sharing. Tutorials of light and large format photography on the net….
March 12th, 2010 on 2:32 pm
“PLAN: Knuckle down and ignore all games for the next five years”
I liked this comment ^ and the one about “COMPLETE LIES”.
March 12th, 2010 on 4:32 pm
So not only are they capitalising on the success of the Wii by unabashedly ripping it off completely, they’re also stealing the advertising tone of ‘insipid white cleanliness’ Nintendo have enforced.
If Ant & Dec convert then that’s the icing on the filthy, highly-coloured Aldi own-brand cake.
My dream is that a huge transmitter is built through the centre of the earth which interferes with all this jazzed-up light gun tomfoolery, then I can get back to yanking my console to the floor by overstretching the wire as a result of over-zealous celebration of gaming ‘achievements’ once more.
March 12th, 2010 on 4:45 pm
Look they’ve got virtualy the same monotonous gradient almost verbatim:
http://www.notempire.com/images/uploads/wiiorg-2.jpg
It’s like the palette of Monsieur Du Misery of the post bad-impressionist school of vacuous aesthetics.
March 12th, 2010 on 4:47 pm
And here:
http://www.edge-online.com/files/imagecache/article_content_360x270/wii_16.jpg