PLAYSTATION ONCE AGAIN ASSOCIATED WITH INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM
Middle-east terrorist group Hezbollah is funded by the sale of PlayStation2s and Sony cameras in the region. This is according to Kotaku and the Miami Herald, two proud independent news organisations that would not lie simply to get internet traffic.
“Safadi and two Miami-Dade freight forwarders, Ulises Talavera and Emilio Gonzalez-Neira, face terrorism-related smuggling charges alleging they secretly exported a total of $720,000 in Sony PlayStation 2 consoles and Sony digital cameras to the shopping center between 2007 and 2008. U.S. authorities say the Galeria Page Mall, in Paraguay’s Ciudad del Este, served as a front for financing the Middle East terrorist group, Hezbollah” – Miami Herald.
Sony has now been accused of aiding international terrorism so many times it MUST be true. Picture from Game Politics. Story submitted by “Hugo”. All links hurriedly botched together by UKR.
March 3rd, 2010 on 2:10 pm
If I didn’t know better, I’d say you cunts have some sort of vendetta out against Sony.
March 3rd, 2010 on 2:55 pm
What is cunts an acronym for please, I’m unfamiliar with it?
Or are one of them who has strayed into hostile territory, because you won’t win any flame wars here ;).
March 3rd, 2010 on 3:07 pm
Sony are a bunch of c*nts
A bunch of total c*nting c*nts
They c*nt their c*nts like massive c*nts
C*nts C*nts C*nts C*nts…
Sorry, degenerated there towards the end. The middle is quite good though.
March 3rd, 2010 on 3:39 pm
I liked the bit where you said “c*nts”
March 3rd, 2010 on 5:07 pm
Captain Whoops, could you suggest a tune to go with your song, that way I can humm it on the way home. Jingle bells sort of works?
March 3rd, 2010 on 6:44 pm
You might be able to sing it to the tune of “Bananas in Pyjamas.”
I wish I was still poor enough to use public transport, because I would sing this on the bus for sure.
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
March 3rd, 2010 on 8:48 pm
Try singing it to the tune of “Money Makes The World Go Round” with 6 “C*nts” at the end instead of 4.
March 4th, 2010 on 8:07 am
Have I accidentally ‘done’ a faux pas here by not censoring c*nts with a star? Suddenly all the other comments make me feel dirty.
March 4th, 2010 on 8:53 am
Censoring ones own ‘cunts’ has always seemed a little ‘Hyacinth Bouquet’ to me. Dirty has it’s place, don’t worry about it.
March 4th, 2010 on 9:55 am
Badben is right…so I’ve written another verse and it’s uncensored:
Sony are a bunch of cunts
A bunch of total cunting cunts
They cunt their cunts like massive cunts
Cunts Cunts Cunts Cunts Cunts Cunts…
The cunts release a load of cunts
That cunted cunts can’t wait to cunt
Network cunts then crash their cunts
Cunts Cunts Cunts Cunts Cunts Cunts
March 4th, 2010 on 10:24 am
Does the campaign to make this Christmas Number One start here?