SEGA TOTAL SOLUTIONS HAS A SALE ON
Wouldn’t mind one of those basketballs for a birthday, if you’re reading this in your riverside apartment MR NICE SUGAR DADDY.
And a hammer, although it looks like you’d struggle to inflict any meaningful damage with that. You’d probably have to hold the hammer’s head and use the shaft as a poking weapon and then strangle them with the cord. Offer ends 31 March, so get in there quick.
filed in "NEWS", SEGA IN THE MODERN AGE on Mar.23, 2010
March 23rd, 2010 on 12:05 pm
All this talk of holding the head of the shaft and using the cable for auto-erotic asphyxiation is turning me on. What sort of sexual service can I expect if I buy you this basketball, Zorg?
March 23rd, 2010 on 12:56 pm
Handle shaft fits right up my arse. 9/10 (a blue one would get 10/10).
March 23rd, 2010 on 1:13 pm
I’ll do a 15-minute half-and-half reverse friend experience. Full range of Sonic costumes available. CANNOT ACCOMMODATE.
March 23rd, 2010 on 1:37 pm
No flagman cosplay, no sale.
March 23rd, 2010 on 2:03 pm
It would be more impressive if you could find a sexual function for the steering wheel.
The only one I can think of so far is to attach it to the butt-plug/shaft so you can crank it around in someone’s arse and steer them like they were an Outrun car…
March 23rd, 2010 on 2:05 pm
Depends on whether you can remove the Ferrari thing and replace it with your own “stallion”.
March 23rd, 2010 on 3:18 pm
{{Insert your own ‘driving me nuts’ gag here}}
March 23rd, 2010 on 5:56 pm
Deal. Can you wear the Cream outfit, Zorg? If you could wear it backwards so your anus is roughly in the position of the vagina that would be excellent.
March 23rd, 2010 on 7:59 pm
A-Levels are extra. I’ll have to pay you £30 instead of the usual £20.
March 23rd, 2010 on 9:08 pm
I remember the SPG-2503-IW-N from the end of Requiem for a Dream.