Didn’t the ENEMY already try motion controls for its PS3 only to be LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN by doing it very, very shoddily indeed? Or are we all supposed to have forgotten the SIXAXIS and its limp collection of crowbarred-in, useless, mini-game shite by now?

Perhaps the concept now is Sony has copied Nintendo better and more comprehensively this time around?

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Putting the buttons in different places isn’t going to make playing SOCOM on the stupid thing any more enjoyable. And can someone email us the LIFESTYLE photography, please?