SONY HAS ANOTHER GO AT DOING A MOTION CONTROLLER
Didn’t the ENEMY already try motion controls for its PS3 only to be LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN by doing it very, very shoddily indeed? Or are we all supposed to have forgotten the SIXAXIS and its limp collection of crowbarred-in, useless, mini-game shite by now?
Perhaps the concept now is Sony has copied Nintendo better and more comprehensively this time around?
Putting the buttons in different places isn’t going to make playing SOCOM on the stupid thing any more enjoyable. And can someone email us the LIFESTYLE photography, please?
March 11th, 2010 on 11:30 am
let’s see for once SONY comes with proper innovation here.
as a mini game sex toy which end would you use?
I only got some stuffed furry animals to try here :-/
March 11th, 2010 on 11:54 am
Sony are completely creatively bankrupt when it comes to designing controllers:
-Original PS1: SNES joypad with extra shoulder buttons.
-PS1 Analogue pad: N64 joypad with an extra analogue stick.
-PS1 Dual Shock: N64 rumble pack with extra rumble motor.
-PS2 Dual shock 2: Dual Shock 1.
-SIXAXIS: Dual Shock 1 again with a hasty Wii rip-off, no rumble, analogue triggers stolen from Dreamcast, Guide button stolen from 360, wireless copied from GameCube Wavebird.
-Dual Shock 3: Dual Shock 1 again with a hasty Wii rip-off, analogue triggers stolen from Dreamcast, Guide button stolen from 360, wireless copied from GameCube Wavebird.
-Playstation Move: Wii rip-off that costs almost as much as the Wii console itself.
What’s the betting the PSP2 has four touch screens, two microphones and two tilt sensors?
March 11th, 2010 on 12:00 pm
I’d actually forgotten about the SIXAXIS. Does that mean I’ve let Sony win?
March 11th, 2010 on 1:28 pm
“And can someone email us the LIFESTYLE photography, please?”
Sure, no need to shout:
http://www.gamefront.de/archiv02-2010-gamefront/psmove-02.jpg
http://www.gamefront.de/archiv02-2010-gamefront/psmove-03.jpg
http://www.gamefront.de/archiv02-2010-gamefront/psmove-04.jpg
http://www.gamefront.de/archiv02-2010-gamefront/psmove-05.jpg
There you go, have a biscuit now.
March 11th, 2010 on 1:41 pm
I hope you brought enough biscuits for everyone.
March 11th, 2010 on 1:49 pm
What type of biscuits are these!?!
Does “ZUGRIFF NICHT ERLAUBT” mean someone’s eaten all the chocolate hobnobs?
March 11th, 2010 on 1:59 pm
http://www.gamefront.de/archiv02-2010-gamefront/4858.html
THAT ONE WORKS!
And I’m all out of biscuits. )C:
March 11th, 2010 on 6:28 pm
I figured UKR had doctored the image to add those coloured ball things for comic effect. Sony takes care of all that for you though I guess. Kind of them.