MAN FOUND SOMETHING SONIC-RELATED ON A GAY SEX SITE
And, unsurprisingly, he would prefer it if we didn’t use his name or email address or even hinted at what part of the country he lives in. And his words were typed into his email software by an actor, so don’t go trying to work out who he is by his typing style. We’ve been caught out like that on more than one occasion.
We’ve also photoshopped the original image, in which the man was revealing his substantially proportioned penis through a hole in the suit.
“Erm, have a look at this, from a popular site where ‘kinky’ homosexualists meet other ‘kinky’ homosexualists. This gentleman appears to be into ‘full rubber coverage’, and Sonic The Hedgehog. In my opinion this is normal compared to the man who gets off on scooter engines ticking over but not starting. Each to their own, eh! Please don’t print my email or name” – Mr Non-rubber Lover.
filed in OFF THE INTERNET, SEGA IN THE MODERN AGE on Apr.07, 2010
April 7th, 2010 on 12:34 pm
Obviously a fan of organisational charts too.
But not proper sentence construction, going by “Things I would like to do more fun in and try are:”
Any idea as to what that was meant to read?
April 7th, 2010 on 12:46 pm
Is now a bad time to request the return of ‘Employee of the Month’?
April 7th, 2010 on 1:11 pm
Just replace the word ‘fun’. It’s a euphemism.
I’m wondering what follows after “Butt Plugs…”
Are we just being left to our imagination at this point? Or is this some sort of standard, well-known list that we can all fill in for ourselves.
April 7th, 2010 on 8:44 pm
I would, except that he coloured Sonic’s arms blue. Instant turnoff.
April 7th, 2010 on 10:23 pm
Heavy Rain gear? Ban this sick Sony filth!
April 7th, 2010 on 10:42 pm
Isn’t that Big Daddy from Kick Ass? O_o
April 7th, 2010 on 10:59 pm
I wonder if reducing my sexual preferences to a spider diagram like that will make them more acceptable? Among them: elbow-deep fisting, scat geysers, genital mutilation, urethral pencil-thrusting and a nice, big bit of graphic snuff of an evening.
Any takers?
April 7th, 2010 on 11:03 pm
Just realised Gigerpunk beat me to the chart joke too. Wish I’d have read the other comments first.
April 8th, 2010 on 5:12 pm
I wonder how effective he’s going to find the ‘Straight’jacket. There could be a whole new world waiting for him.