PLAYSTATION BRAND ONCE AGAIN ASSOCIATED WITH MURDER
For the 20th time this year alone, the PlayStation brand STANDS ACCUSED of being party to MURDER MOST FOUL. The horrible console’s latest murderous rampage is detailed below, a rampage triggered by the EVIL MACHINE’S off switch – the most frequently used switch of all.
If you have a PS3, or know of anyone with a PS3, be wary. It’s probably best to burn down any retail establishments which stock them, to be safe.
Story found here. Submitted by a man who supplied no less than THREE separate names in his email, the least odd of which is “Darth Canis”.
filed in "NEWS", ENEMIES, PLAYSTATION KILLINGS on Apr.30, 2010
April 30th, 2010 on 1:23 pm
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April 30th, 2010 on 2:32 pm
This is terrible news….on the bright side though….one less Sony customer.
June 11th, 2010 on 5:07 am
LOL! After he stabbed him, he was quoted as saying “then things got out of control”, bit flipping late by then wasn’t it, you freaking nutcase?!
Things got out of control when you muppets got a shite console. If you’d bought something decent you’d have had enough money to buy two and it wouldn’t have ended in tears!