PHOTO RETOUCHING WASN’T UP TO MUCH IN 1995
Model’s body rendered by Model 2 arcade board, face handled by Saturn.
Sent in by “Andy” as a mere afterthought in an email mostly about the faces of businessmen for elsewhere on the network.
filed in HISTORY on May.17, 2010
May 17th, 2010 on 10:45 am
Looks like Angelina Jolie after a post-coital argument with Brad Pitt, during which she was thrown out of her bedroom window onto the back of a truck delivering velvet, breaking her spine in the process.
Still though, would. In the shitepipe.
May 17th, 2010 on 10:59 am
So, what? They’re saying ‘Don’t be a wanker, buy a Saturn?’
I’d recommend it to Photoshopdisasters but I’m not sure they’re that interested in stuff done in Photoshop 3.0
And anyway, it’s more likely it should be on fractaldesignpainterdisasters.com instead, were it to exist.
May 17th, 2010 on 1:21 pm
“triple 32-bit processing power”
I don’t remember the Saturn having three SH-2 CPUs, it would have been an even bigger cunt to program for if it did.
Still, at least Sega didn’t claim their console could render Toy Story in real-time and would be used by Saddam Hussein to run his nuclear weapons program.
May 17th, 2010 on 2:18 pm
This adventure game JUST GOT A WHOLE LOT SEXIER! You won’t believe these buxom beauties! Medieval minxes with an insatiable appetite for ANYTHING YOU CAN NAME! Ye olde harlots who are desperate for a new master! Be their lord and master, and fulfil your fantasies at the click of a button! THEY WON’T LEAVE UNTIL THEY’VE BEEN COMPLETELY RAVISHED!
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=117542488284600&v=photos&ref=ts#!/group.php?gid=117542488284600
May 17th, 2010 on 2:30 pm
We asked our saucy page III model Gwendolyn, 18, of Camelot what she thought about the upcoming jousting tournament, and the latest crusades:
“I’m rooting for Sir Lancelot in the next jousting match, because he has the biggest weapon! Ooh er! Saint Benedict once procliamed that ‘The first step of humility is unhesitating obedience, which comes naturally to those who cherish Christ above all’ and I think that’s really interesting. Now go and play Fantasy Dungeon Quest at the link below otherwise Saladin and his barmy Eastern Bureacrats will outlaw the removal of wimples by whip! You can’t make this stuff up!”
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=117542488284600&v=wall
May 17th, 2010 on 2:30 pm
Why’s this game sounding more and more like Evony?
Anyway, you still haven’t told me what happens when I say “Lux” to troll.
May 17th, 2010 on 2:49 pm
Just remembered because of that pic that the reason I bought a Saturn was seeing UMK3 running in a branch of GAME. They had it on a large projector and I thought it was the best thing ever. This was prior to me realising that every Mortal Kombat from 3 onwards was shite.
I am not so easily impressed and childish these days. Now I don’t get excited by anything.
[Deliberately didn’t mention thinking about a getting a Wii for SMG2 to create image of depressive misanthrope.]
May 17th, 2010 on 3:09 pm
Well all I see is the woman.
May 17th, 2010 on 3:16 pm
This ad was in EGM’s Shopper’s Guide 1996. Another cheap stunt from Sega of America.
May 18th, 2010 on 3:15 pm
Casino 1274183034…
Casino 1274183034…
May 20th, 2010 on 6:33 pm
Let’s be honest, we all rubbed out one to this ad, didn’t we?
I did.