*JINGLE* PLAYSTATION BRAND MURDER ASSOCIATION OF THE WEEEEEEEK
This one’s quite grim. Blame a broken society, not us.
If only the general public had preferred the home conversion of Daytona USA to the home conversion of Ridge Racer.
filed in "NEWS", ENEMIES, PLAYSTATION KILLINGS on Jun.22, 2010
June 22nd, 2010 on 11:32 am
Well, this is just… sickening.
Not that anything else could be expected from this twisted and despicable society.
June 22nd, 2010 on 11:33 am
This is what happens when you let women play games.
June 22nd, 2010 on 1:46 pm
I’m sure once she’d got her council house she realised she didn’t need the baby any more.
Saturn Daytona is so underrated. It had to display 40 cars on-screen at once. PS1 Ridge Racer only managed 6 at once, and even then it would slow down if the helicopter was on-screen.
June 22nd, 2010 on 7:05 pm
“She was really sorry”
About killing her own child? REALLY? Or is she sorry because she sold her brothers Dreamcast for crack and bought the PS out of the change?
June 22nd, 2010 on 7:06 pm
Doh, insert an ‘almost’ at the appropriate place in the above post. :(
June 22nd, 2010 on 7:51 pm
Yeah well if you’re that fucked in the head you’d kill and innocent child, it wouldn’t matter what you got obsessed by, cars, music, games, movies, whatever, you’d still go and do it!
June 23rd, 2010 on 11:09 am
I stop breathing and turn blue every time I hear a Katy Perry song or see James Corden on TV.
That’ll show them, when I’m dead.
June 23rd, 2010 on 3:21 pm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8650606.stm
“Chile boy ‘kills brother’ over PlayStation row ”
– It’s the BBC, meaning it must be true AND relevant for everyone
– there’s a huge photo of the PS3 to illustrate the article, to make it clear how much this console stinks death
June 23rd, 2010 on 3:23 pm
oh, UKR already wrote about it, sorry :(
June 30th, 2010 on 7:40 pm
They’ve given up on the babies and gone back to what they know best (large-scale firey genocide):
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/10466317.stm
June 30th, 2010 on 10:17 pm
Oh, I wish I hadn’t just read that, Trilby.
Tim Danton (editor of PC Pro magazine, apparently) is obviously a Sony collaborator, trying to downplay the level of Sony‘s failure here, masquerading under the guise of balanced, anti-inflammatory* journalism. (*That was not a pun, this am serious talk)
“Oh, all laptops do that, it’s not a recall as Sony say they’re not calling it that”, he says. (partly in my head)
I’m pretty sure concentration camps were originally called ‘labour’ or ‘transit’ camps but that didn’t change what they were. Yes, I’m willingly invoking Godwin’s law but I don’t care. Danton’s thinly veiled denial of the Sega/Sony Holocaust must be brought to the attention of all. Casually mentioning that nVidia may be slightly more ‘concerned’, with a piece of seemingly-related ‘evidence’ rather clverly makes people think that maybe they’re guilty of something without actually pointing the finger, whilst obviously doubling up as a blatant threat/statement of intent. And shortly after people start believing statements like that (and thinking it was something they’d thought of, rather than having been placed in their minds) is when people start being rounded up.
“THEY CAME FIRST for Universal Studios and I didn’t speak up because I was about 10 years old.
THEN THEY CAME for Sega and I didn’t speak up because I had a Nintendo.
THEN THEY CAME for nVidia and I didn’t speak up because I had an Ati chipset.
THEN THEY CAME for me and by that time no one was left to speak up.”
Who will be next unless we speak up?
The very fact “Tim Danton” is an anagram of “Damn It Not” is either an obvious sign he’s a puppethead created as a subliminal message to increase the efficacy of his words or a codename assigned to him, that clearly states his purpose.
“The only real risk to Sony is damage to their reputation, but that – like other recalls – swiftly dimishes over time.”
Now if that isn’t proof enough, I don’t know what is. Keep telling people it’s nothing; “Just forget, forrrrgeeeeeeet, you are feeling sleepy, so sleeeeepy, forget the pain of the Saturn and the Dreamcast’s treatment, Sony riding roughshod over all your dreams never happened. Everyone does this, it’s fine, I mean we’ve all drowned gypsies or strangled a homosexual in our time, right? It’s perfectly natural and normal”, ‘Tim’ was reported as saying (in my head, again).
NO! NO, SO-CALLED “TIM DANTON”! STOP WITH THE LIES AND THE VAGUELY PLAUSABLE AND BALANCED JOURNALISM! WE ARE AWAKE AND STAYING THAT WAY! YOU WILL NOT TURN US! WE ARE THE UK RESISTANCE AND WE WILL REMAIN STRONG!
(Or at least as long as Zorg keeps the place going, obviously.)
July 2nd, 2010 on 4:32 pm
I dunno, I’m nearly sympathetic. I’ve got a couple of children… They’re alright now they’re old enough to rush a couple of handfuls of dry rice out of the cupboard and then run back to hide under the stais, but when they’re young and immobile they can be really very fucking annoying indeed…