SONIC MASK USED TO HIDE INTERNET SEX MAN’S IDENTITY
If this ever went to court, police teams could identify the make and model of that sofa from the fabric print of the cushion, track down all the UK distributors of it, get sales records from their retailers, then cross-reference the data with similar sales records of webcams offering this equivalent of colour depth and pixel resolution.
His front door would be off its hinges within 72 hours. You can’t hide behind a mask any more. We are not living in a 1970s horror movie.
“My friend was watching pornographic web cams and saw this scary man wearing a Sonic The Hedgehog mask. He was somehow able to ward off the terror for just enough time to take a screenshot, crop it and send it to me. Please keep my pretend internet name a secret” – Anonymous Friend of Keen Internet Sex Addict.
filed in SEGA IN THE MODERN AGE on Jun.09, 2010
June 9th, 2010 on 2:22 pm
I would just like to point out this is NOT something I’ve submitted.
I’m not denying being a “Keen Internet Sex Addict” or being a friend of one, just that this isn’t one of mine.
June 9th, 2010 on 2:53 pm
…dad?
June 9th, 2010 on 3:48 pm
Has he shaved his chest hair into a triangle to look like Zangief?
June 9th, 2010 on 8:45 pm
I would just like to say that I am increasingly becoming frightened of the company i’m keeping by visiting this website. I though the Cream porn was bad enough, but this takes it to a whole terrifying new level.
You guys are weird. All of you.
June 9th, 2010 on 10:25 pm
…says CyberRazorMike, from behind a home-made Sonic mask.
June 9th, 2010 on 10:34 pm
Its the forest temple triforce on his chest!!
June 10th, 2010 on 10:30 am
It cant be me, I only have a grand total of about 6 chest hairs, and they certainly don’t form an off-centre tri-force!
>_>