“Gee Sonic, your genitals sure are warm today!”


“Here’s a picture of a Sonic balloon at the Bristol Balloon Festival I just found on their website. You may notice that Windows printed the word ‘Win’ in a caption bubble on Sonic when I used the screen capture tool of Microsoft Office OneNote 2007 via my Wacom tablet. This obviously proves that SEGA has secret keylogging and/or image recognition tools embedded within the Microsoft Office 2007 suite. Here is a link to the high res non-Win version of the image for others readers to test whether or not their system includes the SEGA Win Trojan” – B.