CRITICALLY REAPPRAISING THE USEFULNESS OF ‘TAILS’
Thinking about it now with the benefit of hindsight, we always liked Tails best. Particularly the cute little way he used to drop all the rings in the bonus round forcing you to replay the entire game from the beginning, thereby increasing Sonic 2’s replayabilityness rating.
Good on you, Tails.
“Please find attached the most disturbing/arousing Sonic and Tails outfits from the New York Comic Con. I’m almost certain they leave those costumes on during ‘the business’. At least I hope they do” – Ian.
filed in "NEWS", SEGA IN THE MODERN AGE on Oct.25, 2010
October 25th, 2010 on 11:52 am
Don’t know how she’s going to run with those heels on.
October 25th, 2010 on 1:34 pm
Who cares how she runs?
Would… providing she wears a bag on her head, the face is just wrong.
October 25th, 2010 on 2:36 pm
*furiously writes erotic fanfiction*
Do you think she has 2 arseholes, since she has 2 tails? Only I’m working on a complex 5-way scene involving her, Sonic, Robotnik, Knuckles and Cream.
October 25th, 2010 on 5:28 pm
“Don’t know how she’s going to run with those heels on.”
Well, isn’t it considered a good thing ?
October 25th, 2010 on 8:08 pm
Oh let’s not get onto the “How many arseholes does it have?” debate again…
And yes, the running query was purely a setup for the obvious joke. Nice to see so many people still have standards and only 2 people will (halfheartedly) go for an easy setup rape-gag like that.
Alternatively, it could just mean the readership here’s plummetted to 5 (including Zorg)
October 25th, 2010 on 8:52 pm
I’m still reading, I just couldn’t think of a good rape gag.
October 25th, 2010 on 9:54 pm
I am still reading too. But I’m finding it increasingly hard to type with one hand, and so comment less.
October 26th, 2010 on 2:35 am
I’m still here too, but if we’re not here to comment on how many arseholes a thing might have then might I enquire what we’re doing here?
October 26th, 2010 on 5:42 am
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October 26th, 2010 on 10:09 am
Would. But I’d rather just watch.
October 26th, 2010 on 12:07 pm
I’m sorry, I know I’m looking in the wrong place, but what is up with his stomach/pectoral area? It’s unnaturally flat. At least she makes up for it, a bit.
I was going to say I didn’t know Tails had two tails, but as I started to type, it dawned on me. I’ll go with, yes, she does have two back passages. She’s got the hollow eyes of a seasoned professional ‘actress’.
October 26th, 2010 on 1:32 pm
How many arseholes does it have?
Well I can see at least two in the picture.
October 26th, 2010 on 1:52 pm
I am still here. But I am a lurker at best. I mean I cant quite give it up so settle for a daily check whilst making no meaningful contribution.
I cant stop looking at the lower half of her leg. I think it might be perfect.
October 27th, 2010 on 3:44 pm
Oi Zorg, http://www.reddit.com is using Sonic as an avatar today.
This is all the exciting Sega related news I could come up with for today. I did go to Alton Towers and I took some photos of their Sonic Spinball ride if you want them?
October 27th, 2010 on 4:11 pm
Weird looking Sonic, that.
What’s with the red eyes and antenna?
October 27th, 2010 on 4:33 pm
The little Reddit guy is a robot, so he always has red eyes and an antenna. But they reskin him a few times a week to be someone from pop culture.
He was Homer Simpson at the beginning of the week. A creepy, red-eyed robot Homer Simpson. *shudder*
October 28th, 2010 on 10:35 pm
Sony controllers don’t need rumble. Rumble is so ‘last gen’.
October 29th, 2010 on 12:33 pm
She only has one tail (that I can see at least), the silly cunt
October 29th, 2010 on 6:58 pm
i would like to apologize to sonic’s left testicle since he would clearly prefer the hot tails to have the face of sonic