We can tell. We’d actually like to play it.

“There’s a comment summing it up nicely – ‘Sonic Team has to have the only fan base that thinks they’re so incompetent, as to make their games for them'” – Omar.

We might have to declare some sort of ceasefire on enemy #2, as it looks like we have something in common with our favourite bunch of aggressive shareware salesmen after all.

“Today was an exciting day. Today was the start of the three-day Eurogamer Expo 2010 and Captain Whoops was there to bring you all the action”

“To be honest there wasn’t much action other than lots of Emo kids walking around”

“For your visual pleasure we have not one but three photos of a crashed PS3 at the LittleBigPlanet 2 booth”

“The SEGA recruitment booth in all its dull glory was hidden in a corner behind the dreaded Train2Game booth, of which we have 3 photos”

“To finish us off we have the Train2Game Booth ‘Babes’ walking around with their see-through pants on…”

“…well they were see-through after I switched the flash to full power” – Captain Whoops.

A man who used to be affiliated with SEGA mentioned Dreamcast 2 by name. This confirms its existence, although Mr Naka is obviously rather cagey about the whole subject. And is using it to help SHIFT UNITS of his new thing for the Nintendos.

But still.

From here. Thanks to everyone who sent this is. It gained as much “traction” as the Obama Sonic bag.

As in, one of the seven games we’ve actually played this year. Another three and we’ll be good to write an end-of-year top ten list feature!

It’s about rescuing Kylie Minogue. Play it here. We can’t help wondering (a) how much it cost to make and (b) how many extra copies of the album it will actually sell.