It is our sad duty to inform you of this. Be vigilant – the next time someone suggests a bit of “PlayStation link up” they may be referring to linking their genitals to the genitals of your child. Using an improvised adhesive made of saliva and flakes of skin.

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If you know of any PlayStation owners, best get out and burn their houses down to force them out of your local community. Just in case. Think of the kids.