WHAT HAPPENED TO KIDS USING THEIR IMAGINATIONS?
You used to have to IMAGINE you were in a boat, or holding a gun, or were the owner of a nice tennis racquet.
Now you buy the plastic. From here, and lots of other places.
filed in "NEWS", ACTUAL GAMES on Oct.11, 2010
October 11th, 2010 on 12:43 pm
I saw this over the weekend and honestly thought it was a joke, so didn’t send it in.
Well, obiously it is a joke, but I thought it was a mocked-up one, rather than a real product that you can buy/makes you despair at the world. So, I should now send in everything that I find, regardless, yes?
Is it compatible with wii or Playstation move?
Having said that, maybe you can sit in it while playing Sega Bass Fishing to really complete the experience?
Does it take a VMU?
October 11th, 2010 on 5:42 pm
I think we should all salute the clever capitalist pig-dogs who have found a way to sell their cheap inflatable dinghies to high street chains, rather than being confined to their usual market of beach huts that only open during the summer.
The question is: will Kinect get confused if the dinghy obscures your feet?
October 11th, 2010 on 6:18 pm
“GAME IT REAL”?
Oh dear.
October 11th, 2010 on 6:21 pm
It must be a form of intelligence means testing. If you buy it, the police come around and kill you.
October 11th, 2010 on 6:26 pm
Enjoy the emotions of the best games in the beauty of your home.
October 11th, 2010 on 10:05 pm
I think I’ll wait for the full blown version. With the yacht. And the mini bar.
This prologue version just makes my soul hurt too much.
October 12th, 2010 on 2:30 pm
Just as well you’re all sat in a waterproof dinghy, yes that’s right…Shenmue 3. It’s happening.
Release your bowels
October 13th, 2010 on 11:26 pm
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October 14th, 2010 on 2:22 pm
‘Enjoy the emotions of the best games in the beauty of your home’
Hahaha. So far the only emotion Kinect has given me from testing it out is despair and I don’t need a dinghy to sit in the dark corner of a room and cry.
One question, though…when you jump, do you have to bring the dinghy with you?
October 25th, 2010 on 2:38 pm
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