THINGS SEGA ARE DOING THAT AREN’T SHENMUE 3!
Number 1: Making a road crossing for hedgehogs:
Sega have teamed up with the People’s trust for endangered species to spunk away a (probably) MASSIVE amount of money on making a crossing to help hedgehogs navigate the roads more safely.
Now, I like hedgehogs as much as the next man, unless the next man’s a gypsy, however, I can’t help but feel that Sega’s money could be better spent elsewhere.
The money they’re wasting on this would pay Shenmue’s Tom’s voice actor a year’s wage!
Other things this money would be better suited to:
Re-making Streets of Rage
Re-making Shinobi
Making more of a fucking effort with Sonic games
filed in Uncategorized on Nov.11, 2010
November 11th, 2010 on 11:48 pm
No, I think making the world safer for hedgehogs is probably the best use of anyone’s money.
November 11th, 2010 on 11:50 pm
That last picture gives me an idea…
November 12th, 2010 on 12:37 am
Yes that last picture does look promising, although I’m not sure how many pricks I can take up the backside before it becomes too much.
November 12th, 2010 on 12:57 pm
I doesn’t say who this was posted by.
THIS WAS POSTED BY: Phorenzik, without any safety checks.
November 12th, 2010 on 2:08 pm
Should I not have posted it then?
November 12th, 2010 on 3:24 pm
Please don’t give Sega any ideas about Streets Of Rage.
Streets of Rage is like that old, amazingly attractive girlfriend you had back in the 90’s.
You don’t want to end up screwing her again 15 years down the line when she’s filled out and it’s all started drooping. It ruins what little memory you have of the glory days.
November 12th, 2010 on 4:04 pm
Trilby, you’d get it in but A&E would have to get it out again.
November 12th, 2010 on 5:01 pm
Just thought you might like people to know you put the effort in and are good at finding funny photographs of hedgehogs.
November 12th, 2010 on 5:28 pm
I knew (guessed) it wasn’t Zorg, but didn’t feel like being the one to point it out.
November 12th, 2010 on 5:47 pm
I knew it wasn’t Zorg because there was swearing in it. Zorg’s a country gentleman these days so he doesn’t swear that much.
November 12th, 2010 on 7:13 pm
I knew it wasn’t because it was an update.
Zing, etc.
November 12th, 2010 on 8:37 pm
I actually think the Shenmue series kind of was a Streets Of Rage successor, in spirit at least. I think you probably could do a pretty good shenmue-esque SoR game. The question is: why would Sega bother when they can just make Shenmue III instead?
November 15th, 2010 on 12:27 pm
I think the real question is: why would Sega bother to make Shenmue III when they can rush out another rubbish Sonic game with the obligatory promises that this time they’ve definitely, genuinely, honestly fixed all the problems that have been in there since Sonic Adventure 1.
November 15th, 2010 on 3:22 pm
Erm… Because they love us..?
November 17th, 2010 on 1:33 am
SoR still holds up for me, personally. Love slapping those tarty bitches in the red or black dress senseless.