WORLD EXCLUSIVE PSP2 LEAKED PICTURES!!!
WORLD EXCLUSIVE!!!
You saw it here first folks. Brand new leaked pictures from someone’s mate’s dad, whose missus works at a Sony Centre!
WORLD EXCLUSIVE!!!
What we know:
It’s 3D, because they’re serious about forcing this kind of novelty onto consumers.
It’s HD because it makes it sound better.
It’s got one of those touch screens that don’t work properly for games, but are all the rage these days.
It’s got 5 analogue sticks because this is the only thing Sony can think to innovate on.
There’s no headphone socket because it’s got FOUR speakers to allow you BLAST OUT Tinchy Stryder at FULL WHACK. It’s more than loud enough to entertain everyone else who’s also on the train/bus/tram.
It’s got another seventeen buttons round the back (not pictured) and loads of other things that they’ve copied off someone else.
It’ll be released around Christmas time next year, when people have plenty of money to shell out on rubbish.
It will be AT LEAST THREE HUNDRED NOTES!
Gran Turismo 6 is DEFINITELY a launch title.
November 18th, 2010 on 6:26 pm
I like that all 5 analogue sticks are on the same side when the complaint against PSP was not having one on both sides.
Train/bus/tram. DLR? It goes through some hip (deprived) areas, they love all that bang-bang music there.
Is this the UK:R revival or death rattle?
November 18th, 2010 on 6:43 pm
You don’t need to say “posted by phorenzik”. We can tell anyway.
November 18th, 2010 on 7:30 pm
Because it’s rubbish no doubt?
November 18th, 2010 on 7:42 pm
It’s not Zorg’s style. Not his current style anyway, since he gave up the will to update (which I understand, lasted much longer than . . . there was any reason to).
November 18th, 2010 on 8:25 pm
Zorg only please.
The backlash starts here.
November 18th, 2010 on 8:42 pm
What, no motion sensing? Fucking Sony have cocked it up again!
November 18th, 2010 on 9:49 pm
Exactly what I was going to say, Bulk, only you beat me to it (by several hours)
No motion sensing (which would work so beautifully coupled with it having a touch screen) means=I’m out!
For the record, I like Phorenzik’s work so far.
It might not exactly be Zorg’s style but it shouldn’t be anyway. It fits the brief and is entertaining. He’s put work into it, which is more than can be said about the guys over on BitBroken, they’re just throwing anything they can at the screen in the hope something will stick.
Give him a break guys, he’s one of us! Don’t start turning on him just because he’s been elevated closer to the Zorg Godhood than we have. Just lie back and bask in the second-hand glow – It may help to imagine the scene as in a renaissance painting, with us, the mere mortals cowering in awe at the beautificent sight of Phorenzik, floating like an angel before us, with Cmdr Zorg benevolently watching down from heaven. Magical Sound Shower plays somewhere in the background.
And they’ve got Saturn pads.
(scuse me, I may have had a drink or five)
November 18th, 2010 on 11:01 pm
I was never going to please everyone. Thanks for the support guys.
For those who don’t approve, just skip the posts!
November 18th, 2010 on 11:08 pm
I wish to be clear, I fully endorse phorenzik’s updates and hope they continue. My only observation would be to not use QUITE so many WORDS in BOLD. Just saying, it’s not a criticism as such as none of this is important enough to criticise. If our lives depended on it THEN it would be a criticism.
Who needs Zorg anyway? Smelly idiot.
Zorg backlash starts here.
November 18th, 2010 on 11:52 pm
Riiiiiidge Racer!!! In 3D!! With touching of the HIGH DEFINITION flag chick. Is pre-order possible?
November 19th, 2010 on 1:29 am
I read amplifiedAnt’s comment as “The bulkslash starts here”. I thought it was very clever of him to anticipate Bulk Slash’s next post.
November 19th, 2010 on 9:48 am
Looks good. The touch pad is genius. I was hoping for something with a little bulk but this sleek look is good.
Will there be custom firmware available? And a dreamcast emulator?? And a new version of breakout???
November 19th, 2010 on 9:55 am
Would.
November 19th, 2010 on 10:08 am
Oh bloody hell. Thanks Mattbot, or reminding me I never had Astro wars and still want one.
Turn’s out there’s a shitload for sale on ebay, suspect there’ll be a Bitbroken post lurking amongst them all somewhere…
November 19th, 2010 on 11:24 am
Jon Snow’s blog seems like it was written by Alan Partridge.
November 19th, 2010 on 11:35 am
I love bitbroken.
Ebay. Chavs. Superiority and sneering at them. Whats not to love? I have definately defected. Current order of attack it bitbroken,idiot,ukr. Although given that UKR is technical a bit broken maybe it qualifies ? Oh Zorg – where is your bitterness and despair that used to boost my own miserable time on this planet…
November 19th, 2010 on 12:44 pm
I’m out. I don’t know anything about the new games, therefore there’s nothing to get angry about. I may as well be writing for a cynical industry knitting blog.
November 19th, 2010 on 10:40 pm
Can’t wait for Tetris in 3D, HD, Cat Aids, Touch, PMT, and RSVP glory.
November 20th, 2010 on 12:10 am
You people talk like you don’t even remember Swill Man. We’ve got it so good, nowadays, so let’s not jinx it, ok?
Love the wonky UK:R Exclusive bit in the corner. That colon looks like it had some time spent on it.
November 20th, 2010 on 8:09 pm
No matter how poor my posts are, I’d at least like to think that they shine valiantly against any of Swill man’s musings.
November 21st, 2010 on 6:04 pm
Phorenzik, will you update about the socksandsandalsman ?
For this update : it’s ok, it fits the 1997 UK:R spirit, prior to the great depression. It’s like I’m having my hair back again.