I’m sorry. So very sorry…….

There’s one positive to take from all this. At least Sega went tits up ┬ábefore they ever stooped this low.

Here’s the Cyber Razor Cut advert to restore balance to the world:

Take that Nintendo. Although, to be fair, Nintendo did hire Rik Mayall in the SNES days when all Sega could afford was Spudgun from Bottom.