BY PUBLIC DEMAND: THE SEGA TOILET GAME
Judging by the huge number of urine-based puns lined up in our email inbox this morning, you would all be MADE HAPPY today by us mentioning this – the SEGA weeing urinal game. It’s the most disappointing Japanese piss video you will see today.
From loads of places on the internet, over the past few days, via lots of people. Like, at least three. Thanks everyone.
filed in OFF THE INTERNET, SEGA IN THE MODERN AGE on Dec.16, 2010
December 16th, 2010 on 12:15 pm
Great, now I’m going to feel even more a failure when the guy next to me has 770ml displayed when I could only manage 430ml.
Thanks Sega
December 16th, 2010 on 2:56 pm
That is brilliant. Are they only meant for public loos or can you get them installed at home as well? Trying to beat your hi-score by holding in a piss all day would be epic. Better still in the pub, pissing competition with mates, especially if you could enter your name on a hi-score table afterwards. Does the device measure duration of flow as well as pressure? I think it would need both to be accurate and fair Sorry, can’t think of anything sarky/self-deprecating to say. It’s just too wonderful.
December 16th, 2010 on 3:00 pm
Ah, clearly it scores by volume. Silly me. Anyway, better still. Although ‘style’ points for pressure and duration might add an extra dimension.
December 16th, 2010 on 3:01 pm
Can you unlock hidden easter eggs or achievements by spraying all over the floor?
Or more points for successfully hitting the target whilst standing further back? Like 3-4 foot?
Or would this just encourage achievement-whores to take super-soakers into the loo with them?
Remember kids, getting your knob pierced makes you piss like a watering can (apparently) so don’t do it!
December 16th, 2010 on 3:07 pm
How about the screen showing you a shape, like Sonic’s face, and you having to imaginatively project it onto the porcelain and draw it with your piss? This is all too exciting, I’d better go and think about something else for a few minutes…like work.
:(
December 16th, 2010 on 10:44 pm
@AbusedDog: This is a bad idea. Can’t you remember what happened when Nintendo did that piss reticence challenge to publicise the Wii?
SOMEBODY DIED.
Oh those crazy Japanese. If they’re not killing people by getting them to hold in their piss they’re giving them seizures with Pokemon cartoons.
I say we nuke them…..oh wait, we already tried that.
December 16th, 2010 on 11:20 pm
It was an American, typically. The Japanese only indulge in non-lethal pissplay, so this should be safe.
December 17th, 2010 on 3:07 pm
Fuckin hell didn’t know someone actually died from a Wii contest.
They should have consulted Noel Edmunds first…
December 17th, 2010 on 3:09 pm
@weatherbox They’re also taking the piss out of people with sub-standard ROM releases…8/10 are you kidding me?
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2010-12-16-super-mario-all-stars-review
December 17th, 2010 on 6:30 pm
So someone actually held their piss until they died, then? Holding out for a Wii, an’ that? I think the world might be a better place for that. The collective IQ of humanity might have been bumped up by a tiny fraction.
December 21st, 2010 on 1:53 pm
I wonder what this year’s Christmas story will be about.. I can just see Zorg hunched over his laptop, shooing away the chickens whilst stroking his thick manly beard.
The tension mounts!
December 22nd, 2010 on 12:31 pm
One year, Christmas happened. Everyone had a worse time than advertised in the media. The end.
December 22nd, 2010 on 1:41 pm
Truly heartwarming stuff there.
I note with horror the “Best Games of 2010.” Although I am pleased to say that with no current-gen console I have played NONE of these games. Any chance of you doing an alternative Games of 2010 feature, with that Scrabble game on it?