FACEBOOK RAPES OUR CHILDHOOD MEMORIES
Facebook have been guilty of many things – breaching people’s privacy, messing up people’s lives and jobs and all those infuriating ‘repost this status if you agree’ comments. But now they’ve gone too far. This is war:
You are looking at ‘Crazy Taxi,’ the Facebook game. When I asked someone who played it if it was anything like Sega’s Crazy Taxi, he replied “Sadly no. It’s like a Chase HQ / Out Run combo with jumping. Minus all the fun.”
You can watch it in motion here if you want. I don’t recommend it, it’s just too awful. :(
filed in ACTUAL GAMES, ENEMIES, OFF THE INTERNET on Dec.08, 2010
December 8th, 2010 on 1:02 pm
Fuck Facebook. Fuck Twitter.
December 9th, 2010 on 12:29 pm
Still, this is marginally better than my childhood memory of being raped.
December 10th, 2010 on 8:58 pm
Not as good as my memory of raping a childhood floppylobster.
December 19th, 2010 on 4:37 pm
this is saddening
December 19th, 2010 on 4:38 pm
i call foul as they are clearly imitating Roadblasters as well