In an ironic twist, Sega have copied Sony, by secretly putting Dreamcast consoles inside washing machines.

Back story:

The missus went out, so I thought I’d impress her by showing her how much of a modern man I am, by attempting ┬áthe washing.

After several swears, a couple of threats and a few minutes of ham-fistedly mashing 80% of the buttons and twisting its FOUR dials, this little beauty popped up:

It’s the proper logo colour too. Not that stupid blue one.

The washing machine even appears to be washing things, and it hasn’t caught fire.

Brownie points all round. This’ll make up for the last eleven-ish years of erratic mood swings.