Although nothing sexual happens or is even hinted at in the subtext.
“Good old Pakistan, keeping the dream alive!” – Zed Minor X.
filed in "NEWS", RUBBISH YOUTUBE-BASED UPDATES on Jan.21, 2011
This is hilarious!
The computer graphics are so shit that stop-motion claymation would probably have been more realistic. And cheaper.
Hmmmm, the music’s so poor that I’m inclined to think this is a parody in the same vein as the Borat title sequence, with their satire on the poor production values of Middle Eastern TV.
Is this legit?
I went off like a fucking firehose.
Remember when you used to blame Kotaku for pinching news off of you Zorg?
“Cream puff plover catch!”, the announcer excitedly exclaims as a chao squats on a branch ready to dump a ‘puff plover’ on to the waiting Cream below. How is that not sexual? Plus a very risqué up-skirt on Amy during the tennis sequence. She’s practically begging for it.
Beg for it Amy.
I might be incredibly ignorant but is the current malaise in the Islamic world due to who is more cooler, Sonic or Mario.
… Whilst I’m on the topic of how things have changed here, at what point did everyone who frequents this site become sexually obsessed with a fucking cartoon rabbit from the shitty Sonic games like a bunch of 4 chan perverts?
Probably when Zorg posted this:
So that would be 2006 then. My the years have flown by. She must almost be legal now.
Thank you Tails4eva. So, that’s the picture which sparked a five year obsession with Cream? I’m regretting signing up so I could comment. How could that neck tie be confused with piss? It’s blue! What kind of bizarre wishful thinking was that?
I want to thrust my penis into Cream’s throat until her gag reflex causes her to puke all over my lap.
In America, they call that oral sex.
I couldn’t give two jizz for the picture, but my oh my, Spiel Macht Frei still looks superb.
Weatherbox, I call that beastiality n’ Peodaphilic among other things.
Ad makes up for thems not being allowed bacon in the bacon and egg McMuffin, I suppose. Not that there was any in the one I had once, several years ago. Should’ve taken it back. Too late now.
I say all UK:R readers chip in for a smartphone for Zorg so he can update whilst on holiday/on trial for obscenity.
I’ve submitted some more stuff (for better or worse) but I can’t actually publish it myself…
When I’m not spending my time alone in a room with a laptop talking electronically about abusing fictional hedgehogs with people I will never meet, the modern world feels somehow distant and confusing.
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THIS IS HOW IT ALWAYS ENDS