AT LEAST CREAM’S IN IT
Although nothing sexual happens or is even hinted at in the subtext.
“Good old Pakistan, keeping the dream alive!” – Zed Minor X.
filed in "NEWS", RUBBISH YOUTUBE-BASED UPDATES on Jan.21, 2011
Although nothing sexual happens or is even hinted at in the subtext.
“Good old Pakistan, keeping the dream alive!” – Zed Minor X.
filed in "NEWS", RUBBISH YOUTUBE-BASED UPDATES on Jan.21, 2011
THIS IS HOW IT ALWAYS ENDS
January 21st, 2011 on 6:21 pm
This is hilarious!
The computer graphics are so shit that stop-motion claymation would probably have been more realistic. And cheaper.
January 21st, 2011 on 6:24 pm
Hmmmm, the music’s so poor that I’m inclined to think this is a parody in the same vein as the Borat title sequence, with their satire on the poor production values of Middle Eastern TV.
Is this legit?
January 21st, 2011 on 8:01 pm
I went off like a fucking firehose.
January 21st, 2011 on 9:15 pm
Remember when you used to blame Kotaku for pinching news off of you Zorg?
January 21st, 2011 on 9:34 pm
“Cream puff plover catch!”, the announcer excitedly exclaims as a chao squats on a branch ready to dump a ‘puff plover’ on to the waiting Cream below. How is that not sexual? Plus a very risqué up-skirt on Amy during the tennis sequence. She’s practically begging for it.
January 21st, 2011 on 9:37 pm
Beg for it Amy.
January 21st, 2011 on 9:37 pm
Beg.
January 21st, 2011 on 10:42 pm
I might be incredibly ignorant but is the current malaise in the Islamic world due to who is more cooler, Sonic or Mario.
January 21st, 2011 on 11:26 pm
… Whilst I’m on the topic of how things have changed here, at what point did everyone who frequents this site become sexually obsessed with a fucking cartoon rabbit from the shitty Sonic games like a bunch of 4 chan perverts?
January 22nd, 2011 on 1:03 am
@CraigFLC
Probably when Zorg posted this:
http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2006/06/some-cream-rabbit-porn-that-reader.html
January 22nd, 2011 on 7:39 am
So that would be 2006 then. My the years have flown by. She must almost be legal now.
January 22nd, 2011 on 9:04 am
Thank you Tails4eva. So, that’s the picture which sparked a five year obsession with Cream? I’m regretting signing up so I could comment. How could that neck tie be confused with piss? It’s blue! What kind of bizarre wishful thinking was that?
January 22nd, 2011 on 8:12 pm
I want to thrust my penis into Cream’s throat until her gag reflex causes her to puke all over my lap.
In America, they call that oral sex.
January 22nd, 2011 on 9:44 pm
I couldn’t give two jizz for the picture, but my oh my, Spiel Macht Frei still looks superb.
January 22nd, 2011 on 10:30 pm
Weatherbox, I call that beastiality n’ Peodaphilic among other things.
January 26th, 2011 on 3:58 pm
Ad makes up for thems not being allowed bacon in the bacon and egg McMuffin, I suppose. Not that there was any in the one I had once, several years ago. Should’ve taken it back. Too late now.
January 27th, 2011 on 9:13 pm
I say all UK:R readers chip in for a smartphone for Zorg so he can update whilst on holiday/on trial for obscenity.
January 27th, 2011 on 10:30 pm
I’ve submitted some more stuff (for better or worse) but I can’t actually publish it myself…
January 27th, 2011 on 11:19 pm
When I’m not spending my time alone in a room with a laptop talking electronically about abusing fictional hedgehogs with people I will never meet, the modern world feels somehow distant and confusing.