“PROMOTES ORGIES AND LESBIAN SEX TO KIDS AS YOUNG AS 12”
*Hurriedly reappraises personal stance on Nintendo console*
Will need to be hidden in the same place previous generations hid their VHS copy of ‘The Lover’s Guide’. From The Sun.
filed in "NEWS", ACTUAL GAMES on Feb.26, 2011
February 26th, 2011 on 12:10 pm
Well, I’m utterly outraged.
Still, in a few years the teenage girls who were exposed to this game will have the right mindest to be a cracking page 3 model, or even better, a footballer-shagging slag selling the story of her stolen evening with Iain Dowie for millions.
As long as the Sun’s still around she could be made for life.
March 1st, 2011 on 10:35 am
clockwise from top left, wouldn’t would, would.
Why is the blonde about to spank her bottom and the small of her back? Is this some crazy fetish I’ve not heard of?
March 2nd, 2011 on 2:16 am
The brunette has just farted and is trying to blame someone across the room.
March 2nd, 2011 on 9:51 pm
I can’t see the wiimote, I hope she’s at least left the wrist strap sticking out or they’ll have merry hell removing it later.