THE ENEMY IS RECRUITING
Whilst casually channel-hopping last night, I accidentally ended up getting myself trapped in the middle of the 437 music channels.
As I desperately mashed the channel + button to escape, this turgid mess flashed on screen. Only for a millisecond mind, but it was enough.
I don’t advocate clicking the play button. It’s only here for evidence
We don’t call them N-DUBZ in our household. We call them NOB-EDZ instead, because we’re a bit zany like that and they’re wankers.
filed in PR DISASTER, WAR ON PS3 on Feb.11, 2011
February 11th, 2011 on 11:27 am
“Enemey”?
I have clicked play. I will get back to you.
February 11th, 2011 on 11:32 am
I have clicked stop.
(about 5 minutes ago)
Strangely, they look more intelligent as sackboys.
Don’t sound any better though.
This will be handy evidence for the next time a ps3 owner makes out they’re the more desirable ‘grown-up’ console for serious middle-aged men wanting to show off their disposable income with a big tv and blu-ray.
N-Dubz and PS3 pretty much blows that argument out of the water, doesn’ ti? (like no other consoles have teamed up with a godawful band before)
February 11th, 2011 on 12:14 pm
Sorry for the typo.
I’m poorly
February 11th, 2011 on 1:25 pm
I accidentally ended up getting myself trapped in the middle of the 437 music channels.
To get the porn I recommend starting from 999 and working your way down next time.
February 11th, 2011 on 1:39 pm
Sorry… Dappy still looks like a C**t
February 11th, 2011 on 1:42 pm
Fuck this.
People aren’t even ashamed of tie-in’s any more. N-DUBZ aren’t even ashamed of their music.
Never mind, it will be more pleasurable to watch them die ‘neath my longsword if they think they don’t deserve it.
February 11th, 2011 on 1:58 pm
What do you call a girl with 2 cunts?
N-Dubz.
Yep, I stole that joke…
February 11th, 2011 on 8:32 pm
Still would the chavvy looking lady one, as long as nobody ever found out.
February 12th, 2011 on 1:50 pm
What a bunch of despicable twathammocks.
February 12th, 2011 on 6:11 pm
This is so shit I need to even it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJKsn_OkOQ0
That’s better! I’ll put on my tetromino hat and do a Bolshevik dance to some shitty 90s euro dance and everything will go away.
February 12th, 2011 on 9:30 pm
Let’s all add some early 90’s dance music then:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPzv_EwxMl0
I make no apologies.
February 13th, 2011 on 9:24 pm
How about something a little more modern?
February 15th, 2011 on 12:29 am
http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-464fc4007ae4f04608caae13c407a6f3
February 15th, 2011 on 11:03 am
She’s older.
February 15th, 2011 on 1:14 pm
My turn
http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-505fe34feda6c03bb93c25379c921e5d
February 15th, 2011 on 1:17 pm
I really should grow up
http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-63ab2e11ae7167c8f7070e35604a05ea