WHAT ARE SEGA TOYS UP TO THESE DAYS?
This:
It’s called Wappy.
Here’s the press release that I stole from somewhere. It’s either been written by someone who’s primary language isn’t English, or Google translate’s been employed.
“Sega has made a new Toys which is shaped like a puppy. They named the toys ‘Nintendo Wappy Dog’. This robotic puppy will be released along with Nintendo DS game console. This toy able to interact with the video game and move by itself. It can response your voice and gesture moving and glowing their body into different lights color which are placed on the Wappy Dog’s cheeks and eyes. Sega Wappy Dog has equipped with Wappy-technology which can response sound like the beeps and other noises that produced when you are playing your video game. The Wappy Dog is not only can be played with Nintendo video games but also with other games like Wappy! Wack. This robotic puppy can be personalized setting such as: chose a name and equipped them with some accessory just like a real pet, watching them grow and other. We have no idea, how much will Sega priced the Wappy Dog but they are expecting to release this robotic toy this Fall season”
My uncle had a wappy dog. He had it put down.
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February 19th, 2011 on 6:33 pm
Great, I’ve now got wappy in my head, being wappy said over and wappy over again.
Wappy.
Wappy Wappy Wappy.
I hope you’re bloody wappy now.
February 19th, 2011 on 8:16 pm
It’s a robot dog, the only kind that truly is only for Christmas, because after that the kids lose interest and the batteries go into the Xbox 360 controller.
Oh, and I have made a new game (sort of). There’s a demo available here.
And yes, it’s an actual game, not one knocked up in 20 minutes (which is exactly how long I spent on Obscure Man Surrenders).
Feedback is always useful.
February 20th, 2011 on 1:02 am
When’s the adult version “Fappy” due out?
February 20th, 2011 on 3:43 pm
I knew a man who trained his Wappy to sniff out truffles.
He made a pretty penny selling them to Marco Pierre White’s restaurant L’Escargot in Soho.
After coming into a bit of money this man facilitated the purchase of a canal boat and a Russian Bride.
If you ever visit the Thames Estuary, normally around the port at Gravesend, you will see them all together, Wappy too, happy as Larry and living the British dream.
God bless you, Wappy.
February 20th, 2011 on 3:44 pm
Don’t listen to them, Wappy.
Haters gon’ hate.
February 20th, 2011 on 11:51 pm
It’s like he’s staring right into my sole…I really need a new pair of shoes :/
February 21st, 2011 on 12:53 am
Better late than never to compete with R.O.B.
Wtg SEGA!
February 23rd, 2011 on 7:35 pm
Just do another update about molesting Cream if there’s nowt else to post, Zorg, we won’t notice we’re stupid.
Careful though, remember this guy:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/8124059.stm
February 24th, 2011 on 11:18 am
Really nice topic for me.
OPC Factor
February 24th, 2011 on 2:01 pm
I’ve noticed it but I’m leaving it as it’s a good one.
February 24th, 2011 on 4:12 pm
This has always been my favourite topic
February 25th, 2011 on 1:39 pm
Which one?
The middle one looks tempting, but so does the bottom one.
That wonky top one can fuck off though.
February 25th, 2011 on 1:45 pm
Middle one would, it looks more upfront than the others so bound to be dirty.
On another note, Model 2 arcade emulator updated?! There goes my Friday afternoon.
March 8th, 2011 on 5:08 pm
Don’t insult somebody’s English when you don’t know the difference between “whose” and “who’s”. It makes you look like one of them spastic’s. <—-Ironic apostrophe error.