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“I’m not a marketing manager, I’m a TV presenter”

Look. It’s Dom in a peculiar outfit presenting a show about games. Despite the slimming effect of the fat-man-goatee, eagle-eyed viewers will note Dom’s increased bulk signals this is taken from his new show When Games Attack, starting on Bravo this November.

At least he still has his dignity (unlike Andy Crane, last seen looking “gaunt and unwell” on a satellite shopping channel 18 months ago.

IDEA: Rate My ‘Rate My’ site
CONCEPT: A rating site that invites viewers to rate different rating sites.
WHY NOT: Would require extensive html/Photoshop work.

IDEA: Ronseal Publishing
CONCEPT: Game boxes in a Ronseal “does what it says” style.
WHY NOT: This must’ve been done before. If not with games, then at least with music — Ronseal Recordings; “Rubbish garage beat with some idiot teenager rapping over the top”?

IDEA: GNI reviews
CONCEPT: An IGN-style review of something extremely mundane, spread over 14 pages of excruciatingly detailed and long-winded prose. Like IGN. That’s the joke.
WHY NOT: We’d have to write the 14 pages.

IDEA: Blatant racism
CONCEPT: We use this photo of some black teenagers on stage at Game Stars, and say that “Dancing Black People” was the show’s most popular exhibit.
WHY NOT: This isn’t the 1930s. Could lead to possible PR nightmare.

We’ve just seen this. Only slightly more pretentious than a GamesTM feature on how the Commodore 64’s function keys were criminally under-used by developers, it’s nice to know that, in the global scheme of things, we’re actually surprisingly near the ‘normal’ end of the games-playing spectrum.

Students, eh?