Fantasy gadget. Enables the listening to of the Sonic R soundtrack while simultaneously taking photos of ladies without their knowledge for use later. Also masks your sad eyes.

“Was passing through a service station somewhere in Somerset during the early hours of Wednesday and my interest was drawn towards one of those expensive coin-ops that tempt you with DSs, iPods and Cameras, but give you knob rot at best. Inside, I spotted something dodgy but intriguing. SEGA is currently making sunglasses with a built-in MP3 player AND a digital camera built into the frames” – Matt.

THERE IS/WAS MORE:
“Now, far be it from me to bemoan SEGA for making products of this calibre, but it’s a little bit sleazy to include a camera in the glasses. If I’m honest I’m a bit of a pervert and that’s why I’m interested in getting a set! Anyway, I thought I’d take a picture as I’m damned if I’m going to get excited about UK:R in public and not take a picture of the bloody things.”

EXIF DATA:
“PS: Camera is a shitty Casio, so don’t EXIF me.”

We’re busy tonight. There’s that big puddle of urine behind the toilet that needs sorting out.

“Just a reminder that we are hosting an evening of informal drinks with Vernon Kay tonight at the Century Club.

“There will also be a chance to play Call of Duty World at War with Vernon who will be there to challenge you in person in a live Game with Fame on Xbox LIVE plus chat to you about anything gaming related.

“It would be great to see you there. Please reply to this email to RSVP by 2pm today to add your names to the list.

“Looking forward to hearing from you.”

A man found this on the internet. It is almost certainly unofficial and unlicensed, therefore you are losing out on the tens of pounds that would flood in from this smash hit underground recording.

Those tens of pounds could be reinvested on flying Ana Ivanovic over for a press conference to promote Virtua Tennis 2009.

Found these while “surfing” for incriminating material on Sony’s official Flickr presence.

Here’s a man BEING EXCITED to have bought what can only be described as a “product”. He really looks like he actually is excited. Very well done.

He’s also excited. Probably excited because the promo copies have just come in and he’s glad he’s not going to have to buy one with his own money. In fact, he’s probably mentally working out that if he puts it on a three-day eBay auction he’ll get around £35 for it by next Monday.

Would it be sexist in this day and age to suggest that she’s the receptionist? No, she can’t be the receptionist. Even motorbike couriers would be scared of initiating conversation with her and her prison tattoos.

A man found these. Badges that celebrate the past console wars we’ve fought in. If you still have the scars from getting beaten up by SNES owners for being edgy enough to own a Mega Drive, now is the time to reward yourself.

“SEGA should authorise these and send you some. You deserve it” – Neil.

DO WE DESERVE IT?
No. We’ve been pretending since about 2002 so it’d feel bad.

A reader, unsurprisingly known as “Chris”, has sent this in. It must’ve taken AT LEAST 20 minutes – that’s equal to the amount of effort UKR usually gets in a whole calendar month.

It at least helps scroll away all the things that might make Konnie upset/angry.

“I ran that photo through a new Photoshop plug-in by Kai’s Power Tools (X-ray View 1.2) and look what I discovered! The original photo seemed to only be an optical illusion!” – Chris.

14 hours SOLID of pressing F5 and THIS is all we get?

At least it’s not Ralf Little and Charlie Brooker. It could’ve been worse.

Perhaps if we do lots and lots and lots of serious updates about ISSUES like censorship and violence we’ll get invited next year.

It is now of EXTREME IMPORTANCE that we know what her shoes were like.

The geeky man is every bit as geeky as we had been hoping. More geek/celebrity juxtaposition on the BAFTA gallery here.

And from the side…

See Konnie Huq’s TONGUE!

People would DEFINITELY believe she was your girlfriend if you could accurately describe what her tongue looks like. Video of Konnie’s tongue here. Spotted by “Chris” reader #1123.

You could always browse the BAFTA Children’s Awards gallery. Dannii Minogue was there.

Still nice, but lacks the warmth you get radiating off Huq.

The Chuckle Brothers have been cruelly set-up by the BAFTA gallery system.