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PS3 — ANOTHER OFFICIAL PIC!

This is really exciting! It’s past our bedtime and everything!

COPYING DREAMCAST COLOUR! EVIL SONY!

The Full Official Press Release is over at our spazzy gonzo gadget blog Idiot Toys to, er, help share the bandwidth.

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PS3 — OFFICIAL PHOTO!

Seeing as Sony’s press site has just crashed. Think of this as a public service post for those in need of bandwidth.

THE FACE OF YOUR ENEMY!

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E3 DISASTER: SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS NOT “A JOKE” :(

“The SEGA title is currently in development at SEGA Studio USA, under the direction of Takashi Iizuka, lead developer of Sonic Adventure, Sonic Adventure 2/ Battle, and Sonic Heroes”

:(

E3 RUNNING TOTAL: 0

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E3 SAVED: PS2 RESIDENT EVIL 4 LOOKS RUBBISH :)

“Man the colors are all wrong. They’re either washed out or way too deep. Jaggies, etc. Overall disappointing”

:)

E3 RUNNING TOTAL: +1

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E3 SAVED: VIEWTIFUL JOE VFX BATTLE FOR PSP ANNOUNCED :)

“VFX Battle will be the first game in the series to introduce competitive gameplay into the cel-shaded beat ’em up franchise”

:)

E3 RUNNING TOTAL: 0

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E3 DISASTER: FINAL FIGHT “STREETWISE” ANNOUNCED :(

“Respect will be the main gameplay element of Final Fight: Streetwise”

:(

IGN: Final Fight Returns

E3 RUNNING TOTAL: -1

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FRAG DOLLS — EXCLUSIVE REVIEW

EXCLUSIVE! First review of the entirely fabricated girl gaming clan:

Wouldn’t, would, wouldn’t, would, would, would, might.

OVERALL: 4.5/7


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E3 PHOTOS! QUAKE IV FOR XBOX 360 REVEALED!

Sensational developments here at the LIVE E3 newsdesk! Publisher Activision has just announced Quake IV for Xbox 360, complete with a full press release outlining crucial gameplay elements:

“QUAKE 4 utilizes the power of our groundbreaking DOOM 3 engine to transport players into a war-torn science-fiction universe graphically realized like never before,” said Todd Hollenshead, CEO, id Software. “We’re excited to bring the next generation experience to a new breed of console game fans.”

QUAKE 4 is the first game to utilize id Software’s revolutionary DOOM 3 technology. In the game, you are Matthew Kane, an elite member of Rhino Squad and Earth’s valiant invasion force. Fight alone, with your squad, and in hover tanks and mechanized walkers as you engage in a heroic mission into the heart of the Strogg war machine. But, in this epic war between worlds, the only way to defeat the Strogg is to become one of them. Battle through early missions as a deadly marine, then after your capture as a marine-turned-Strogg with enhanced abilities and the power to turn the tide of the war.

See it here FIRST in our exclusive photo:

Check back soon for more live E3 photos!

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E3: LIVE PHOTO UPDATES!

Yes, that’s right! Throughout E3 we’ll be on-hand to report LIVE all the latest E3 developments! We’ll be refreshing News Now and IGN up to 500 times a day — so you don’t have to.

Check back soon for more live E3 photos!

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NOT IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO GO TO E3?

That’s OK, neither are we.

On the plus side, all the important people with the ability to sack us are away for the next week, so we can, you know, go MAD!

It’s no fun when nobody’s reading.

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