Let’s start the year as we mean to go on – with an abysmal update about a SEGA-related thing found on eBay that was spotted by a man called “Dave.”

It is the Super Sonic Hip Hop Rap Hustlers t-shirt in, predictably enough, XXXL.

Five updates a week for 52 weeks…. that’s another 260 updates like this to look forward to during 2009. UKR – managing to make time pass slower since 1996.

And it was all over so quickly.

December

And that was that.

Several things happened during this month.

November

Later today – December.

Nearing the end of 2008 now. It flew by.

October

Tomorrow – November!

The autumn months were upon us before we knew it.

September

Later today – October!

Summer continued with August.

August

Tomorrow – September!

Summer was in full swing with the arrival of July.

July

Later today – August!

As soon as May ended it was quick as a flash into June.

June

Tomorrow – July!

May was packed with events.

May

Later today – June!

This year’s heart-warming Christmas story is an enjoyable doom-laden fact-filled piece from the Wall Street Journal, all about how PS3 is (a) shite and (b) doing really badly.

Merry Christmas, Mr Stringer, sir!

SELECTED WORDS FROM THE REPORT:

“…aren’t promising”

“…fell”

“…flat or lower”

“…may not reach its goal”

“…sales decline”

“…heavy blow”

“…two years of losses”

“…poor sales”

“…backfiring”

“…PS3 an afterthought to game publishers”

“…it’s possible to buy a Blu-ray player and an Xbox 360 for less than a PS3”

“…still losing money on every PS3 it sells”

“…lack of attractive titles”

Wishing everyone at Sony an equally blunder-filled and hilariously poor 2009. Love, your friends at UKR.