Genius war propaganda. Mock the enemy. Ha ha, look how stupid he is! Next time we fight him we won’t be so scared!

Tails, as ever, looks suitably retarded.

“Dear everyone at UK:R, I found these some weeks ago: Sonic pogz. God knows why I kept them all these years, but you seem to have quite a fondness for the blue hedgehog, so I thought, maybe you’d like to have a look at them. Four reasons why you could like these pogz: (1) They have Sonic characters from the 2D era all over them. (2) They’re plastic pogz, not rubbish cardboard ones. (3) You can connect them to build stuff. (4) They also GLOW IN THE DARK (which, in my opinion, is the bestest thing about them).

“Best of all, if you want them, I’ll post them to you. Free. Because you are the greatest SEGA worshipers of them all… if you are the kind of Anglais who have nothing against stuff coming from France, of course. Just give me your address. Yours sincerely, JF Capdevielle, biggest UK:R French fan ever ever.”

In all their majesty. And thanks for the offer, JF, but we’ve reached that stage in life where it’s becoming just a little bit embarrassing to sleep in a bedroom surrounded by plush toys and merchandise of cartoon characters.

That’s just over 300 quid. Cheaper, but don’t forget to set another 30 quid aside so you can buy a rumbling controller in 2008. Truly despicable.

He’s not shy about getting in there. Perhaps he’s just consumed six pints of Stella? That’s usually the minimum requirement for touching the bottoms of big birds.

At least he’s wearing white surgical gloves.

He ought to roll his sleeves up first, though.

We have requested Andy gets a video of the seller dancing in it to “illustrate the mobility” of the suit.

At least there isn’t a hole cut in it allowing easy access to the anal area. Although there probably should be. The costume is still for sale.

SEGA really ought to knock out official ones. There’s clearly a market for full-body SEGA immersion suits.

Twice the size of her head? Only in the video games industry, where men work in single-sex offices away from the calming influence of women, could this get drawn and approved for global distribution.

You know a special alternate version of this exists on the artist’s hard drive. And now, after three hours of Photoshop work, on our hard drive too.

He used the word “dear” which clearly implies affection.

46 seconds in. That bit where they’re on the floating platform. That’s Killzone 2. Now we know all modern games are about shit-boring bald space marines that all look and act the same, but it’s still quite the embarrassment.

Taken from Joystiq’s pleasing high resolution TGS Gallery.

Actually, this link is better, as it lets you see all the thumbnails so you can just click on the ones of women. This one’s not very happy about it and knows this photo’s going straight onto the internet, where it will be met with a rather frosty reception.