Web space has been purchased, files uploaded. Step back in time, back to an era before irony, back when things could actually be GOOD and enthusiasm wasn’t only for the mildly retarded at dinner time. Marvel at HOW MUCH spare time was consumed!

Click here to view the original UKR Archive page, as last seen some time in early 2001. More pages and images will be uploaded over the coming days.

Or click here to cycle backwards through the last two years worth of “issue”-based updates. Which was about as good an idea as that logo.


  • Archive provided on “as is” basis.
  • We do have News Archive 19, but it’s being withheld for a week or two. We can’t say why.
  • Piss-poor implementaion of the then cutting-edge “frames” technology might mess up a lot of pages.
  • We cannot be held responsible for things not seeming as funny as they did in 1998.
  • People we criticised who we now work with — sorry about that.
  • Please email us if you have any particular requests/suggestions for Archive repairs, or to say if you think we should be getting a grant off the government for restoring this very important historical document.