Following up our Ninja Gaiden slime story, forum regular “Munter S Thompson” sent us these two images of American popbait the Olsen Twins, having done to them what we imagine Captain Jax and Commander Zorg would do to them should they ever visit Earth:

Olsen twins and slime

Olsen twins and slime (not ours)

Which reminds us of the below photo we’ve been saving for ages, that shows the lovely twins (front) with their HIDEOUS HAG OF A MOTHER standing behind. This perfectly illustrates why Logan’s Run was a good idea and why men don’t often go out with women their age. Next time, girls, LEAVE HER AT HOME.

Olsen twins - plus fat mum