It’s about cake and being platonic friends with men! It’s for all (three of) our female readers, a kind of olive branch of peace at this special time of year.

After all, if it wasn’t for a girl (Mary) getting so drunk she didn’t know who knocked her up, we wouldn’t be able to spend ten days off work eating sweets! Girls rock!

PROCEED TO THE CHRISTMAS JOKE.

ALTERNATIVE CHRISTMAS MESSAGE FOR MEN:
Keep the bitches in a box until New Year.