SEGA VEST AND RIVAL GANG MEMBER T-SHIRTS
We’ve made two UKR t-shirts you can buy in our new shop. One’s about loving Sega, the other’s a bit more vague and sort of a joke about ‘gang culture’:
We’ve made 100 of each, about 40 medium, 30 large and 30 “American” (XL). We even made ten “Gang Member” ones in a girl’s size for girls! We’ll be taking those to the grave, but it was fun making a “product”.
ABOUT THE SHIRTS
They’re printed on needlessly expensive American Apparel shirts, because we didn’t want to do any cheap, ill-fitting crap. The AA tees are nice and a bit fitted so they don’t go all stretched and baggy. The designs are screen printed so will last.
They’re 15.99 MIGHTY ENGLISH POUNDS each. Postage is 1.99, or 2.49 if you buy two or more. Oh, and buy them here. You can pay by Paypal or using a credit card, and you don’t need to sign up for a Paypal account. Hope you like them! (please like them, we’ve got two-fucking-hundred).
OUR OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE:
Both UKR t-shirts are also ideal for mopping up tears or blood.
filed in Uncategorized on Jan.11, 2006
January 11th, 2006 on 10:55 am
You should do that Rival Gangs one in a hoody for that true gangsta look.
January 11th, 2006 on 12:04 pm
American Apparel? “…crooked seams and missed stitches” according to the Guardian, so it must be true. And it says their boss is a dirty sex person. Does that mean you should admire him or hate him? Or both?
January 11th, 2006 on 12:23 pm
lol @ stylus PSP usage.
January 11th, 2006 on 12:26 pm
Next UK:r should start a syndicated web comic. Produce a range of bedclothes and stuffed dolls. Become part of the crap media revolution.
January 11th, 2006 on 12:29 pm
Would large fit me?
January 11th, 2006 on 12:34 pm
But… But… What about girls who love Sega and who aren’t man-sized? You want us to walk around naked? Ah, now it all becomes so very clear…
January 11th, 2006 on 2:52 pm
I’m selling knock offs of these on Norwich market.
January 11th, 2006 on 4:22 pm
those designs suck.
the best part about this is the stylus psp.
now that would make a kickass design.
i just stole your idea.
January 11th, 2006 on 4:50 pm
they are holding the games consoles the wrong way
January 11th, 2006 on 5:42 pm
OH MAN! Yer island apes almost made cool tshirts, but it all falls apart when ye click on the add to cart button. http://paypalsucks.com/
January 11th, 2006 on 6:28 pm
Oof, nice one. Can we have something a bit more violently offensive, like a hentai version of Sonic raping 50 Cent while the pathetic ‘gangsta’ weeps bitter tears of humiliation? Or perhaps a swastika with a nice big copyright infringing EA logo underneath.
January 11th, 2006 on 6:44 pm
I got one of each. I’m a right nutter!
Look forward to seeing more..
January 12th, 2006 on 1:00 am
The aspirational lifestyle photographs have me sold :)
“Jo said…
But… But… What about girls who love Sega and who aren’t man-sized?”
Yes, what about the under-9’s?
January 12th, 2006 on 3:25 pm
Response to the paypaysucks guy – wouldn’t it be an absolute hoot if that nopaypal was a conspiracy cooked up to persuade people that paypal sucked, and then to just take your money anyway?
No? Oh. Well, i’m off to go make a swastika that uses the letters A and E…
January 14th, 2006 on 1:41 pm
I reckon that UK resistance should start offering “alternative” game covers that represents the true game that lies inside, instead of the marketing/arty nonsense of most games.
It’ll be cheap and truthful.
I’ve started the ball rolling by creating my own on:
http://thescratchybeard.blogspot.com/
Adios
January 14th, 2006 on 2:03 pm
Mine arrived today! Hooray.
January 18th, 2006 on 10:55 pm
maybe BEN, maybe not.
I also demand a ‘Spiel Macht Frei’ tshirt now!
January 20th, 2006 on 6:48 pm
I got mine the other day. My life has been improved. Cheers, UKR.
January 22nd, 2006 on 12:13 am
You’re onto a goldmine here Zorg. This lot would literally buy fucking anything.