SEGA VEST AND RIVAL GANG MEMBER T-SHIRTS
We’ve made two UKR t-shirts you can buy in our new shop. One’s about loving Sega, the other’s a bit more vague and sort of a joke about ‘gang culture’:
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We’ve made 100 of each, about 40 medium, 30 large and 30 “American” (XL). We even made ten “Gang Member” ones in a girl’s size for girls! We’ll be taking those to the grave, but it was fun making a “product”.
ABOUT THE SHIRTS
They’re printed on needlessly expensive American Apparel shirts, because we didn’t want to do any cheap, ill-fitting crap. The AA tees are nice and a bit fitted so they don’t go all stretched and baggy. The designs are screen printed so will last.
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They’re 15.99 MIGHTY ENGLISH POUNDS each. Postage is 1.99, or 2.49 if you buy two or more. Oh, and buy them here. You can pay by Paypal or using a credit card, and you don’t need to sign up for a Paypal account. Hope you like them! (please like them, we’ve got two-fucking-hundred).
OUR OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE:
Both UKR t-shirts are also ideal for mopping up tears or blood.
filed in Uncategorized on Jan.11, 2006
January 11th, 2006 on 10:55 am
You should do that Rival Gangs one in a hoody for that true gangsta look.
January 11th, 2006 on 12:04 pm
American Apparel? “…crooked seams and missed stitches” according to the Guardian, so it must be true. And it says their boss is a dirty sex person. Does that mean you should admire him or hate him? Or both?
January 11th, 2006 on 12:23 pm
lol @ stylus PSP usage.
January 11th, 2006 on 12:26 pm
Next UK:r should start a syndicated web comic. Produce a range of bedclothes and stuffed dolls. Become part of the crap media revolution.
January 11th, 2006 on 12:29 pm
Would large fit me?
January 11th, 2006 on 12:34 pm
But… But… What about girls who love Sega and who aren’t man-sized? You want us to walk around naked? Ah, now it all becomes so very clear…
January 11th, 2006 on 2:52 pm
I’m selling knock offs of these on Norwich market.
January 11th, 2006 on 4:22 pm
those designs suck.
the best part about this is the stylus psp.
now that would make a kickass design.
i just stole your idea.
January 11th, 2006 on 4:50 pm
they are holding the games consoles the wrong way
January 11th, 2006 on 5:42 pm
OH MAN! Yer island apes almost made cool tshirts, but it all falls apart when ye click on the add to cart button. http://paypalsucks.com/
January 11th, 2006 on 6:28 pm
Oof, nice one. Can we have something a bit more violently offensive, like a hentai version of Sonic raping 50 Cent while the pathetic ‘gangsta’ weeps bitter tears of humiliation? Or perhaps a swastika with a nice big copyright infringing EA logo underneath.
January 11th, 2006 on 6:44 pm
I got one of each. I’m a right nutter!
Look forward to seeing more..
January 12th, 2006 on 1:00 am
The aspirational lifestyle photographs have me sold :)
“Jo said…
But… But… What about girls who love Sega and who aren’t man-sized?”
Yes, what about the under-9’s?
January 12th, 2006 on 3:25 pm
Response to the paypaysucks guy – wouldn’t it be an absolute hoot if that nopaypal was a conspiracy cooked up to persuade people that paypal sucked, and then to just take your money anyway?
No? Oh. Well, i’m off to go make a swastika that uses the letters A and E…
January 14th, 2006 on 1:41 pm
I reckon that UK resistance should start offering “alternative” game covers that represents the true game that lies inside, instead of the marketing/arty nonsense of most games.
It’ll be cheap and truthful.
I’ve started the ball rolling by creating my own on:
http://thescratchybeard.blogspot.com/
Adios
January 14th, 2006 on 2:03 pm
Mine arrived today! Hooray.
January 18th, 2006 on 10:55 pm
maybe BEN, maybe not.
I also demand a ‘Spiel Macht Frei’ tshirt now!
January 20th, 2006 on 6:48 pm
I got mine the other day. My life has been improved. Cheers, UKR.
January 22nd, 2006 on 12:13 am
You’re onto a goldmine here Zorg. This lot would literally buy fucking anything.