We’ve made two UKR t-shirts you can buy in our new shop. One’s about loving Sega, the other’s a bit more vague and sort of a joke about ‘gang culture’:

NOT A JOKE

We’ve made 100 of each, about 40 medium, 30 large and 30 “American” (XL). We even made ten “Gang Member” ones in a girl’s size for girls! We’ll be taking those to the grave, but it was fun making a “product”.

ABOUT THE SHIRTS
They’re printed on needlessly expensive American Apparel shirts, because we didn’t want to do any cheap, ill-fitting crap. The AA tees are nice and a bit fitted so they don’t go all stretched and baggy. The designs are screen printed so will last.

They’re 15.99 MIGHTY ENGLISH POUNDS each. Postage is 1.99, or 2.49 if you buy two or more. Oh, and buy them here. You can pay by Paypal or using a credit card, and you don’t need to sign up for a Paypal account. Hope you like them! (please like them, we’ve got two-fucking-hundred).

OUR OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE:
Both UKR t-shirts are also ideal for mopping up tears or blood.