WE GOT AN ACTUAL EMAIL OFF RICHARD JACQUES
He said that people who weren’t into his ‘breakbeat’ style might like to try his Starship Troopers medley from the PC game instead.
He also said some personal things just to us. And his mobile phone number was in his email signature, probably because he wants us to text him photos of our genitals (we’ll do it tomorrow, as we’ll have to shave our pubes off tonight to make it look bigger).
The Richard Jacques Starship Troopers Medley [8.7MB]
It’s posh orchestral music, so don’t download it if you don’t like orchestral music. It’s 8.7MB which is a lot to download if you’re only going to disinterestedly listen to the first 20 seconds and think to yourself “this is shit” and then skip to Franz Ferdinand or Akon.
NOTES FOR AMERICAN READERS:
Orchestral music is stuff like the theme to Star Wars. You know, with violins and trumpets and shit. There are no rap words in it, so don’t bother.
filed in RICHARD on Jan.31, 2006
January 31st, 2006 on 4:36 pm
Ahh, that Richard Jacques – what a darling! Why don’t you post his number, so we can all send him pictures of our genitals?
Or find out the number of those fragdolls – so I can send them pictures of me pooing on Ubisoft products. They’d think I was well sexy if they saw that.
January 31st, 2006 on 7:09 pm
That’s considerably more like it all round… some atmosphere, some depth – and not a breakbeat in sight. Hallelujah!
Incidentally, did I get you into trouble with Richard with that ‘absolutely fucking awful’ comment?
If not, good.
If so, sorry.
February 1st, 2006 on 5:58 am
Yeah, rap’s taught me everything there is to know about orchestral music. You use it for when you gotta be rapping all serious and stuff, like stuff outside the realm of the booty.