LARA CROFT HANDLING A THICK TUBE OF MEAT
Or a snake, as they’re also known. Plus a few bonus ones of Lara Croft Model Karima Adebedidebidet from sexy angles as a sort of Easter gift. Just like the egg, the sperm also symbolises rebirth. So release some. Release some sperm for Jesus (but not while thinking of Jesus, as that’s (a) gay and (b) against the law).

This one’s a bit rude. You can see the bit where her leg turns into her bottom. Respect is due to the photographer for taking the risk of kneeling down to get it.
She’s making eye contact with the kneeler. She’s probably thinking “Oh god, he can see up my shorts. Some sad loser is going to post this on the internet.”
That’s better.
filed in MEAT BAGS (WOMEN) on Apr.16, 2006
April 16th, 2006 on 11:08 pm
Still haven’t finished the game then?
April 16th, 2006 on 11:13 pm
Rubbish! Once again an update purely for guys and lesbians. Where are the pics of the naked hetro guys??? There must be some sexy guys in TR that have been cosplayed by buff real life sexy guys!! There must be!!
April 17th, 2006 on 10:25 am
When exactly did Lara Croft wear a union jack spice girls esque top. When?
Next Eidos will be telling us that Lard only has 36DD size breasts
April 17th, 2006 on 11:30 am
i wish i’d be a giant tube of meat sniffing karima’s pussy (see pic number 3)
April 17th, 2006 on 11:51 am
accelaexp – er…what?!
April 17th, 2006 on 1:09 pm
PVC Union Jack top and Essex slag highlight job.
What the fuck were they thinking?
April 17th, 2006 on 3:11 pm
her tits are too small
April 18th, 2006 on 12:45 am
How can they top Angelina? This chick is just a piss poor replacement.
April 18th, 2006 on 1:17 am
If thinking about Jesus when you jack it is against the law then I am fucked.