Or a snake, as they’re also known. Plus a few bonus ones of Lara Croft Model Karima Adebedidebidet from sexy angles as a sort of Easter gift. Just like the egg, the sperm also symbolises rebirth. So release some. Release some sperm for Jesus (but not while thinking of Jesus, as that’s (a) gay and (b) against the law).

Lara Croft model Karima... Adebibidebet

Lara Croft model Karima... Debadebedebe

Lara Croft model Karima... Bedadabede

Lara Croft model Karima... Adedebedea

Lara Croft model Karima... Debeadebe

Lara Croft model Karima... Abedebedeba

Lara Croft model Karima... Adabedebebe

Lara Croft model Karima... Abebebebebe

Lara Croft model Karima... Ababidet

Lara Croft model Karima... Bebedabe

This one’s a bit rude. You can see the bit where her leg turns into her bottom. Respect is due to the photographer for taking the risk of kneeling down to get it.

Lara Croft model Karima... Adebebeda

She’s making eye contact with the kneeler. She’s probably thinking “Oh god, he can see up my shorts. Some sad loser is going to post this on the internet.”

Lara Croft model Karima... Adebibe

That’s better.