SOME FAT GEEK WHINING ABOUT NINTENDO DS
In a 12 minute monologue to camera! “They say it’s portable, but you have to hook it up to your wall to charge it” is his most genius anti-DS argument. Is he trying to become the new, podgy, slightly retarded-looking face of internet video game TV?
Watch it here. He looks like 50 people we know :(
TOMORROW: All the other video game-related Google Video/YouTube videos we’ve been sent over the last month.
filed in Uncategorized on May.21, 2006
May 21st, 2006 on 3:20 pm
Of course, you are aware this is meant to be irony? :)
Very, very poor and unfunny irony, but still irony.
May 21st, 2006 on 4:18 pm
I actually laughed at this quite a lot and thats a fact, check it on google.
But then I do laugh at fat people.
May 21st, 2006 on 5:21 pm
“PSP stands for Playstation Portable. DS… who knows what that stands for..”
-Complete Moron
May 21st, 2006 on 5:26 pm
“You can’t play UMD on DS, I heard it on the radio”
What a retard.
May 21st, 2006 on 6:04 pm
Meh, it’s pretty obvious that it’s irony. If it was shorter, it would’ve been funnier, now it’s just too long.
May 21st, 2006 on 10:03 pm
He is what I always thought you lot looked like.
May 21st, 2006 on 10:25 pm
he’s joking :)
problem is it’s too long. i bet in real life he actually likes the DS more than the PSP, cos he’s really clutching at straws there. if he was seriously against the DS he’d have a million reasons why.
May 22nd, 2006 on 3:50 am
“It’s got two screens. Who cares! They have two screens on… everything!”
That was freakin’ hilarious. Look it up folks, it’s a fact. I also heard them say it on the radio.
May 22nd, 2006 on 11:04 am
“GigaFLOP is garbage – you need a gigaBYTE” — sheer comedy genius
May 22nd, 2006 on 11:04 am
DS > Donkey Shite – another Animal Crossing tie-in
looks like 50 people you know
1 – Telia
2 – Telia….
49 – Telia etc
May 22nd, 2006 on 3:23 pm
Brevity etc.
May 22nd, 2006 on 4:21 pm
Wondering how long it took him to grow that beard, whilst probably wanking off to naked night elves in WoW, was funnier
May 22nd, 2006 on 5:37 pm
“You can even play the PSP while it’s hooked up to the wall. It’s true. I’ve done it before.”
What was that about the DS not being portable because it had to be hooked up to the wall?
May 23rd, 2006 on 1:04 pm
OMG this is soo funny!
Listen to some of his shit:
“The PSP has built in wireless access…you can hook up with other gamers…you can’t do that on a DS. If you’r friend has a PSP and you have a DS then you can’t do it” Ergo, the DS is shit in his opinion.
Here’s one of my favourites:
“PSP…holds more than a gigabyte, not a gigaflop..the ds always use the term gigaflop: gigaflop is garbage folks…you need a gigabyte. They try to trick you at nintendo…”
Type in google define: gigaflop and laugh your head off.
May 25th, 2006 on 12:07 am
My personal favourite bit was:
“the PSP will be able to be a controller for the PS3… The DS, well that won’t be able to be a controller for the, uh, PS3… look it up, it’s a fact.”
Comedy genius!
June 1st, 2006 on 1:04 am
This guy cannot be serious!! It was sooo funny listening to all these “facts” which aren’t true. He has wasted nearly 13 minutes of his life in this “rant”.Its true. look it up. on the radio. or something. genius.
Please put this man on TV on his own gamer reviewing program. He can then call DS garbage. And Trash.
June 14th, 2006 on 5:19 am
Dude, it’s satire.