In a 12 minute monologue to camera! “They say it’s portable, but you have to hook it up to your wall to charge it” is his most genius anti-DS argument. Is he trying to become the new, podgy, slightly retarded-looking face of internet video game TV?

The new, podgy, slightly retarded-looking face of internet video game TV

Watch it here. He looks like 50 people we know :(

TOMORROW: All the other video game-related Google Video/YouTube videos we’ve been sent over the last month.