A RUBBISH 1996 SEGA SATURN ADVERT
It’s odd that things we clearly remember from 1996 are now nostalgic remnants of gaming history, but still – if you’re only 15 years old and came here from MySpace looking for porn you probably never saw this SEGA Saturn advert from 1996.
You were lucky in that respect.
What does it even MEAN? Were we really so innocent as a nation in 1996 that stuff like this seemed all edgy and cool and risque? Or was SEGA just loads shitter than we remember?
We’ll have her geo-located to within six centimetres by home time.
filed in HISTORY on Sep.19, 2006
September 19th, 2006 on 2:07 pm
i reckon i could geo-locate her to belmarsh ladies prison.
would with bag over head.
September 19th, 2006 on 2:59 pm
Wouldn’t, partly because she’s got an aura of mingingness that would permeate the bag, but mainly because she looks like she lets her boyfriend’s mates gangbang her while he plays Panz… OH RIGHT *PLAYS WITH HIMSELF* I GET IT SHE’S TALKING ABOUT SEGA AND NOT WANKING AFTER ALL. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
September 19th, 2006 on 3:51 pm
The person in that advert may have had a boyfriend but from that picture I do not conclude that the person is a ‘she’ at all.
Mostly from the face of a man that I’ve spotted on it’s shoulders.
September 19th, 2006 on 3:53 pm
Even the name ‘toni’ is clueing us in here;
I think sony must have had some sort of exclusivity deal with all females back then.
September 19th, 2006 on 4:09 pm
Is the word “later” part of the main text, or is just emblazoned across her boobies in a coincidental position!?
It’s neither good or clear.
September 19th, 2006 on 4:21 pm
And we wondered why our beloved Saturn sold like SHIT.
September 19th, 2006 on 4:26 pm
Na… ‘she’s’ the type of ‘girl’ who would do you with a knife to your throat whilst carving a biro-tastic jailhouse tattoo into your back with the other, stinking of macdonalds and victory gin and never takes ‘her’ pants off.
my kinda ‘gal’.
September 19th, 2006 on 4:26 pm
Lets face it. She killed him.
September 19th, 2006 on 8:38 pm
Shitty, shitty advert.
Given have a chance I’d plunge in balls deep in about half a second, though.
September 20th, 2006 on 12:20 pm
i like it
September 20th, 2006 on 3:22 pm
Sega just can’t win. Either they eschew advertising and suffer for it, or they advertise and turn out shit like this. Or that horrific Seaman advert with the guy in bed with a huge fish.
September 26th, 2006 on 3:45 pm
Was that what women looked like in the mid-nineties? Obviously I wouldn’t know as I was too young then and spent all my time playing videogames. Oh wait…