It’s odd that things we clearly remember from 1996 are now nostalgic remnants of gaming history, but still – if you’re only 15 years old and came here from MySpace looking for porn you probably never saw this SEGA Saturn advert from 1996.

You were lucky in that respect.

Taken from MAXIMUM. Never forget.

What does it even MEAN? Were we really so innocent as a nation in 1996 that stuff like this seemed all edgy and cool and risque? Or was SEGA just loads shitter than we remember?

There can't be that many women called Toni Blake in south east London...

We’ll have her geo-located to within six centimetres by home time.