…and took some photos of the TV screen. There’s no better sign of being an insane lunatic stalker than taking a photo of something on the TV.

It would also appear he has “Sky plussed it” for repeated viewing. We would all do well to learn from this example.

Emily Booth's last-known TV appearance before she mysteriously disappeared

THE EMAIL: “I was flicking round a few TV channels the other day and spotted Emily Booth on xleague.tv. I took a few photos, thinking that you might appreciate them seeing as you’ve not done an update on her in AGES.

THIS IS WHERE IT GETS FRIGHTENING: “Then, while looking through them, I noticed that if you took the two that I’ve sent to you and had them alternating in some sort of animated GIF, that it could be used by the entire nation as an aid to all the celebratory wanking going on these days, what with the downfall of Sony etc. Sorry I didn’t do the aforementioned GIF myself but I’m crap at computers. Cheers, Gary”.

She's holding up well

We have emailed XLEAGUE.TV with a request for an interview with Emily. Hopefully she is not aware of who we are and what we have done about her in the past, and will agree.