WEIRD SONIC ACTIVITY UPDATE
These are the weird things Sonic has been spotted doing recently. We’ve been saving some of these for nearly a year, although, looking at them now, it wasn’t particularly worthwhile.
Sonic was spotted fronting a back street karaoke bar in Japan.
“Hey, this is from a health food store window in London, Ontario, in Canada. You guys rejected my request on Xbox Live but you must get a lot anyways. But I’ll let you know once I get my Live account up and running again. Hope you like the pic.”
This is Sonic, spotted breakdancing at the French ‘Micromania Game Show’. It will be taken off YouTube by the time you read this, as that’s what always happens.
These are of Sonic, spotted endorsing a Meccano rip-off building contest in Stockholm! Thanks for the photos, man from Stockholm.
Some nice Sonic graffiti, upon which a heartless vandal has drawn on a very small penis.
This final photo of Sonic and his bitches concludes today’s list of weird things Sonic has been spotted doing recently. Chicks are hot for animals that are into Meccano and breakdancing, apparently.
filed in GONZO on Jun.28, 2007
June 28th, 2007 on 5:10 pm
Mario has a bigger bulge in his trousers than Sonic’s tiny penis.
June 28th, 2007 on 6:54 pm
Can we throw in his lust for blonde, white women and pimping ways into the Shadow the Hedgehog stereotype bin?
June 28th, 2007 on 8:17 pm
Those blondes look like trash hookers, i would not touch them if i had 100 rings.
That kid in the video is amazing.
mnazcz – polish street dance crew
June 29th, 2007 on 8:31 am
Not strickly breakdancing… more sort of having a fit and gesticulating at small children.
June 29th, 2007 on 11:11 am
Breakdancing? Graffiti? Young women? Seems like Sonic is having a mid life crisis…
(‘cos 16 in hedgehog years is equivilent to 35 in human years)
June 30th, 2007 on 3:13 am
WOAH who put that picture up from london, ontario? i was just about to post that. you mean there are OTHER people who like sonic in this goddamn city?
-koval-
July 1st, 2007 on 10:55 pm
what the hell happened to sonics leg in that ontario picture? looks like he broke his knee running and hasn’t yet realised his foot is facing THE WRONG FUCKING WAY
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