THE LAST BATCH OF PSP "LIFESTYLE" SHAME
There’s no point saving this lot until tomorrow. Let’s go UPDATE CRAZY and make today an extra special double-day. There is no need to thank us for this extra four minutes of effort.
These photos are called “Go! Messenger” so must be about some sort of PSP messaging service Sony announced to try and grab some headlines last year. It may or may not have actually come out and gone on sale. It’s doubtful if anyone at Sony even knows if this came out or not.
It’s transsexual Lucy Liu again. Messaging her extremely attractive boyfriend. We will have literally zero chance with the real Lucy Liu as her boyfriend’s going to be even cooler than that one. How disappointing. We will have to go back to thinking about Carol Vorderman during sex again.
And so concludes our exciting voyage through the hearts and minds of Sony’s German publicity department.
filed in Uncategorized on Jan.09, 2008
January 9th, 2008 on 6:04 pm
Picture 2: Ooh nice legs.
Picture 3: Argh it’s that tranny again.
You got me, I admit it.
January 9th, 2008 on 10:01 pm
Don’t you guys fucking GET IT?!
You could be this COOL too if you just bought the PSP shit they’re pushing. SHIT!
January 10th, 2008 on 12:06 am
you just know when the cameras off they’re gonna be playing megadrive classics :)
January 10th, 2008 on 2:01 am
*sigh* Oh, Carol Vorderman…
January 10th, 2008 on 11:00 am
She looks a lot more feminine in the bottom photo, doesn’t she?
You’re all regretting it now!
January 10th, 2008 on 11:11 am
Holy crap, she’s got the biggest face on Earth. I bet she can pick up Sky with that thing.
January 10th, 2008 on 11:43 am
Can we have more of the chipmunk Downs Syndrome girl and tan-in-a-tube doing-a-Paris-Hilton-smile girl from the PGR4 update instead, please?
January 10th, 2008 on 1:13 pm
Lucy Dresses like a ‘Special’ Cbeebies presenter that put her clothes on in the dark.
Would though
January 10th, 2008 on 2:42 pm
Yeah, can we have more pics of those PGR4 women instead. This one looks weird and creepy. Super creepy.
January 10th, 2008 on 6:36 pm
please STOP IT. It’s a fucking MAN. It’s A TRANNY.
Maybe he got the work because he’s the star attraction at the very exclusive gay animal sex cabaret where all Sony exec gather after (or before) work.
January 11th, 2008 on 9:51 am
Who dresses like that?
Seriously, WHO THE FUCK WEARS CLOTHES LIKE THAT OUTSIDE?
Dear god s/he gives me the creeps.
ugpurdf: what I blurted out when I saw the first picture of him/her
January 11th, 2008 on 11:03 am
She has Ulala spy stockings! <3
Shame about the, er, tartan boxer shorts. And everything else upwards.
Give the photographer credit, at least he tried to take a photo of just her legs downwards in one of the pictures.
Plus, I wholeheartedly approve of bright yellow shoes! If you just photoshop everything out from her thighs upwards, she could be a potential Sega mascot! Sadly, her upper half landed her a Sony job. Poor thing.
January 13th, 2008 on 3:38 pm
Guys, she’s “mannish”, not “a man.” Learn the difference. She’s just ugly, not an ugly dude. At least 95% of you here will never get laid if you turn down just ugly chicks, so you’ll need to learn to tell the difference between trannies and ugly women. Here’s the rule with any “maybe” type “girl.” If they are glamorous looking and kind of ugly to pretty they are trannies. If they wear weird clothes and are ugly to almost kind of pretty (if you’re being kind), they are women. A tranny goes to the trouble to try to look like a woman. That’s kind of their specialty after all. An ugly chick just takes it for granted that she’s a girl, so she dresses in whatever te fuck she owns. This girl is just a somewhat unattractive chick.
You guys live in Europe. It isn’t like you have so many attractive girls you can afford to mistakenly write some ugly ones off. I mean, geez, your women have all already all got bad teeth and suck in bed, don’t put any more points against them or Europe will soon have a huge under population problem.
January 14th, 2008 on 2:40 am
Colin: mistaking stereotypical english women for continental european stereotypical women since 1984.
January 14th, 2008 on 11:57 am
Actually, her face looks disturbingly like it should be on the cover of an Aphex Twin album.
@ Colin: Our women do indeed suck in bed. But only if we ask them nicely. Now how aboot you go back to chopping down trees, you maple-syrup-drinking, lite-beer-chugging, moose-shagging, Mountie-worshipping, half-French wannabe-American, eh?
Yay! I can do stereotypes too!
BTW Colin, the above is all in jest, obv. I’m not that much of a prick.
tirjeo: a tired Mexican
January 15th, 2008 on 12:01 am
Ooshka said:
Now how aboot you go back to chopping down trees, you maple-syrup-drinking, lite-beer-chugging, moose-shagging, Mountie-worshipping, half-French wannabe-American, eh?
Actually I’m a Newfoundlander, so I’m only kind of a Canadian. We only really stopped being a colony in 1949, and we still play God Save the Queen at a lot of important functions. Also, we like tea a lot. Thus, I don’t quite know what you’re talking aboot. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some curling to do right after I finish frying up this bacon.
January 18th, 2008 on 11:30 pm
Colin is right, I’m currently living int eh UK, and I’ve lived in both America and Canada…
Man your bitches are ugly here…
There are still some hot ones, but the hot to ugly ratio here is a lot worse than it is in teh US/Canada…