THE MULTI-FUNCTIONAL SEGA PEN!
Dear SEGA. How come we have not got one of these? You know we’re mad for this kind of shit, especially if it lights up. A SEGA thing that LIGHTS UP! How come we have to hear about it from someone else? That’s what hurts the most.
“I just got back from a gaming conference, and everyone’s grab bag included this fine SEGA-branded pen. This by itself is clearly exciting enough to notify UKR, but then I discovered the mysterious button on the side of the pen.”
“When you press it, the top of the pen lights up and projects a SEGA logo!!!”
“I spent the rest of my day projecting it on various objects and people (pictures included).”
“When it gets dark I fully plan to go outside and attempt using it like the Bat-signal.”
“With luck it will summon Yu Suzuki who will bring me a copy of OutRun 3 and a plate of cookies. Or alternatively, it will attract homeless people. Cheers – Colin.”
filed in Uncategorized on Feb.14, 2008
February 14th, 2008 on 6:25 pm
Judging by the last pic, Colin appears to be a high-level weeaboo
February 14th, 2008 on 6:37 pm
I’ve got a few F.E.A.R branded pens exactly like that from a couple of years ago when it first came out. The batteries last for ages and the pens write quite nicely as well.
fhcdk – So close to being funny without any witty comment.
February 14th, 2008 on 7:56 pm
It. Projects. The. SEGA. Logo.
HOLY SHIT.
February 14th, 2008 on 7:59 pm
I need that in my life.
February 14th, 2008 on 9:27 pm
These must be flipping rare, even the world biggest tat market, ebay, hasn’t got any on offer!
February 15th, 2008 on 12:51 am
That pen’s fucking mint, pet.
February 15th, 2008 on 4:08 am
Wow this update is so awesome it even managed to sly in another ipod dock
February 16th, 2008 on 3:52 am
That’s the second thing this other Colin (I like to call him Evil Colin) has sent in (or the first thing from a third Colin). One was some kind of jacket or something and now this. I wish he’d go away. I’ve worked hard to make the name Colin mean “some Canadian guy who, I don’t know, thinks people from the UK have bad teeth and who honestly has trouble telling what the difference is between Britain and the UK.” Now he goes showing off cool Sega bat signals. How can I compete with that? Fuck you evil Colin.