But we’re using these photos, as the heart of the taker was in the right place – his underpants.

Ulala side/behind!

They were taken at a presentation of SEGA Superstars Tennis in Milan, where a woman was made to dress like Ulala. We hope giving out this information won’t compromise the identity/employment of our source.

Ulala front/below!

We have lots of SEGA Superstars Tennis coverage planned. There will be the customary annual interview with Sumo Digital, at least 100 screenshots of the game, plus we may make a compilation video of the loading screens to put on YouTube – and could even go as far as changing the “masthead.”

Ulala mysterious blue patch!

In the mean time, here’s a mysterious blue patch up an Ulala-impersonator’s dress, as captured by the poorest digital camera currently in use in the world today.

Reader “Chris” managed to enhance the blue area in question using advanced image manipulation techniques similar to those used by the FBI and Heat magazine:

Three fingers

Amy will NOT be happy.