But we’re using these photos, as the heart of the taker was in the right place – his underpants.

Ulala side/behind!

They were taken at a presentation of SEGA Superstars Tennis in Milan, where a woman was made to dress like Ulala. We hope giving out this information won’t compromise the identity/employment of our source.

Ulala front/below!

We have lots of SEGA Superstars Tennis coverage planned. There will be the customary annual interview with Sumo Digital, at least 100 screenshots of the game, plus we may make a compilation video of the loading screens to put on YouTube – and could even go as far as changing the “masthead.”

Ulala mysterious blue patch!

In the mean time, here’s a mysterious blue patch up an Ulala-impersonator’s dress, as captured by the poorest digital camera currently in use in the world today.

UPDATE:
Reader “Chris” managed to enhance the blue area in question using advanced image manipulation techniques similar to those used by the FBI and Heat magazine:

Three fingers

Amy will NOT be happy.