This saves us all ever having to go to Weston-“super”-mare to see how run-down it is. It is, on the International Run Down Scale, run down enough to have Sonic and Mario still on the boards of its game shops.

You can get a grant from the EU to have stuff like this updated.

MT - Mostly Tripe?

“Please find attached some photos of Sonic spotted in the wilds of Weston-super-mare, my grim home town.”

Bath lifters?

“I also took some ‘environmental shots’ to show the quality of the surrounding shops. It’s a classy area of a high-brow town – Lee.”

MT - Miserable Town?

That’s Weston-super-mare ticked off the list.